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64.) Text

Nov 12, 2010 16:41

okay somethings wrong with the food here and its not me

[Delayed reaction much.]

hellboat, what even

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text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 02:03:38 UTC

What?

text havea_heart November 13 2010, 02:22:42 UTC

[...okay, lets see. How's he gonna explain this.]

what food besides alcohol did you like the taste of?

text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 02:27:51 UTC

[... This is probably going to sound a lot more horrendous than he intends it too.]

Flesh.

text havea_heart November 13 2010, 02:32:43 UTC

[YEAH, UH.

NOT GONNA LIE. HE MAYBE JUMPED.

And--a-and may have a terrible mental image right now. Oh jesus. So gross.]

whats something you didnt like/?

text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 02:33:49 UTC

[TO BE FAIR. He meant that bit of steak he had one time, BUT.]

Sweets.

text havea_heart November 13 2010, 02:36:20 UTC

[NO ITS OKAY THATS TOTALLY WHAT HE ASSUMED ONCE THE PANIC OF A GIANT ROBOT PROFESSING HIS LOVE FOR FLESH KINDA SUBSIDED A LITTLE.]

whats happening is food is tasting of what its not

so think of flesh tasting like sweets

text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 02:39:14 UTC

[GOOD MAN, HERZ.]

... That is disgusting.

They had best not tamper with my fuel.

text havea_heart November 13 2010, 02:43:56 UTC

i hope not

it really is gross

[And after a minute of consideration

...and a lot of rewording.]

do yout think you could teach a human like me how to weild a gun right/

text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 02:53:54 UTC

[There's a lot of consideration on his end.]

I have data files on the subject. Seen soldiers do so. It is mostly common sense...

... could try. Be something to do.

text havea_heart November 13 2010, 02:55:14 UTC

i havent shot a gun sicne i was a kid

id like to be at least decent at it if things re relaly gonna get worse

text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 02:58:50 UTC

I think I can instruct you on which way to point the weapon, at least.

[That's a joke, Herz.]

text havea_heart November 13 2010, 03:04:51 UTC

[Surprisingly enough, he catches that.]

thats a good start

text heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 03:07:49 UTC

[Good, because it may be the first joke he's made in a very long time.]

I thought so too.

text//...dat...icon havea_heart November 13 2010, 03:13:27 UTC

[He's happy for it.]

ill track you down for that soon then

thanks so much

text//...dat... ass? heavyweaponsbot November 13 2010, 03:19:32 UTC

Yeah. If you want.

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