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havea_heart

61.) Audio

Oct 20, 2010 15:27

Hey, guys, uhm. St-still--still here ( Read more... )

hello newbies, link, friends, leo, sergei's bar and grille, still here

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Audio heavyweaponsbot October 20 2010, 20:11:13 UTC

Been quiet a while, boy.

[Yes, he noticed. No, he was not concerned shut up And yes, he is a little relieved to hear the familiar stutter.]

You all right?

Audio havea_heart October 20 2010, 20:42:06 UTC

Uhh. Yeah, actually.

[IRONHIDE.

IRONHIDE, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HE GOT TO DO 8D]

Whaddabout you, Ironhide? You--y-you doing okay? Is Ratchet?

Audio heavyweaponsbot October 20 2010, 21:12:20 UTC

Good.

[What. What did you do. He has no idea.]

I have recovered. Captain's punishments never last long. Ratchet... Hmn. Think he is displeased with me.

Audio havea_heart October 20 2010, 21:14:59 UTC

[Threesome.

Hiiiighly recommend them.

But back on topic OH NO TROUBLE IN PARADISE?!]

Why?

What--w-what happened?

Audio heavyweaponsbot October 20 2010, 21:34:36 UTC

[... Ironhide will never ever be involved in that ever. You can have all the three ways you want, Herz. He'll be over here.]

[He growls to himself for a moment.]

Because. Got myself punished with virus. He... dislikes it when he cannot repair our damages.

Audio havea_heart October 20 2010, 21:48:29 UTC

[Or maybe just your damages, amirite?]

Y'know, I--I-I bet if you jus' let him fret over you for--f-for a while, he'd get over it.

It--it--it sounds like he's just, y'know, worried.

Audio heavyweaponsbot October 20 2010, 22:08:57 UTC

[Yes, but no one needs to know that... More than they already do.]

Fret? Bother me, you mean? How does that do anything but agitate him more?

Yeah. He is. That is the issue.

Audio havea_heart October 20 2010, 22:19:47 UTC

Wait, so...

You--y-you mean letting him...I--I dunno, take care of you or whatever...makes him madder?

[Is so confused.]

Audio heavyweaponsbot October 20 2010, 22:44:32 UTC

Urk...

[That wasn't what he meant. How does he explain this?]

No. Not... Hmn. Captain took his tools. Impaired his function as my--as a medic. Hard on him, seeing damage and being unable to repair it. Blames himself.

[And he doesn't want to make Ratchet feel worse about what isn't his fault.]

Audio havea_heart October 20 2010, 23:50:17 UTC

Oh, I--I--

I-I get it.

...what, uh--wh-what about...distracting him? In--i-in a good way, I--I mean. Y'know, pick up, uh, something for him in--i-in the luggage pile that'll...I dunno. Sparks his interest.

[Or robot sex!]

Audio heavyweaponsbot October 21 2010, 02:16:18 UTC

... The entire luggage pile sparks his interest.

[Seriously, Herz, come see their room sometime.]

Hmn... Could try it. [Snort] So long as I do not get damaged on the way.

Audio havea_heart October 21 2010, 03:41:54 UTC

C'mon, you're--you're not that danger prone.

Audio heavyweaponsbot October 21 2010, 03:53:08 UTC

... I ever told you I blew up a planet on a routine patrol once?

[Yes, Herz. Yes he is.]

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