But you're hurting me from inside of my head

[have_your_lives]

[Filtered to the Legion of Doom, Edward Nigma, and pretty much everyone he's contacted in regards to this post]

I think our friend Nigma has, once again, neglected to consider the finer points of telepathy...as, perhaps, all of you may have. Namely, if he's asking you all for ways to defeat a telepath, then he doesn't have any now. So he's

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[1800deadpoo]

Ooh, you're the telepath, huh? [Does not sound even remotely intimidated.] Tell me what number I'm thinkin' of!

[Incidentally, he's thinking of pie. Not the number, the actual food. With bananas and cream. God, he's hungry right now, who does he have to kill to get a decent pie around here? Because he'll do it! Maybe he'll head back to that diner, that waitress babe's pies might have tasted like garbage, but seeing as how Deadpool's eaten actual garbage before, he doesn't mind as long as it's a hottie serving it to him. Hey, waste not, want not, right? Just goes to show even more what bastards clowns are, throwing around perfectly good pies into each others' faces while there were starving mercenaries around!

Because seriously, man. Fuck clowns. Fuck. Clowns.]

[have_your_lives]

This was a courtesy call, not an invitation to do parlor tricks. [Read: your mind makes my head hurt.]

[1800deadpoo]

C'mon, if you've got these powers, might as well have fun with 'em! Man, does every telepath just come with their own handy-dandy stick up the ass? It's like Nate all over again - he's always like, 'No, Deadpool, I'm too busy being broody and sacrificing myself to save the world and fulfill my huge honkin' Messiah complex to make the president do the chicken dance on live TV' even though it would only take him a second, and really, after all I've done for him - other than, yanno, tryin' to kill him - is that too much to ask for?

[have_your_lives]

Oh, I have lots of fun with my powers. But do you really think telling you what number you're thinking of is all that entertaining? Come on, there's better uses for it than that.

[1800deadpoo]

Hey, gotta make sure you're legit, yanno? Any hack can call themselves a telepath. 'sides, it's always worth a laugh or three whenever someone tries to get into my mind.

[have_your_lives]

Then you already know why I'm not even trying. Figure out some other way.