Twelve days of sheepness
On the twelfth day of Christmas, have_wanderlust sent to me...
Twelve notreallyal_srys drumming
Eleven overactings piping
Ten reyflections a-leaping
Nine _mrgrumpypants_s dancing
Eight haynerfbats a-exploring
Seven forests a-wandering
Six trees a-rooting
Five de-e-e-ecorations
Four more trees
Three bright colors
Two cultural exchanges
...and a soil in a wizardry.