Suck it up, ya big baby!
I don't want to clean today. I want to stay in bed and play on the interwebs. My back hurts and it's really kind of a struggle to be awake. It's that time. Therefore, I should be able to bask in my woman-ness and not cleaning. Alas - that's not the way of the world. I'll put on my magical black lipstick and get to work soon. I need to go to the post office, maybe that trip will be the motivation I need. Ugh. I truly feel like the Metatron. "It never ends!"