meemeeeee ooc style

[have_no_mercy]

AHAHA. *ahem*

Give me any two characters from any game past or present, as long as one of the characters is mine, and I will tell you - no matter how ridiculous the pairing - the following about their first child:
A. Name
B. House
C. PB (or description if I prove unable to find a good face)
D. Circumstances of conception
E. Three random facts

Characters can include~
Tess, Clark, Dinah, Shere aaaaaaaaaaaaand anyone from here: ice-box (FEAR MY MUSE ARMY).