[EM] 13 - Regret
Mmm? Regret? Who has time for that, mate? I don’ regret my life...been a rather interestin’ ride, from where I sit.
Well...maybe I’m not bein’ *entirely* truthful, an’ admittedly I *do* ‘ave a history of that. The not bein’ truthful, I mean.
Facts is facts, if I ‘ad a second go of it? I’d do a few things different, perhaps. Might’ve left ‘ome a bit earlier, for one. Made a name for myself a mite quicker so’s I could ‘ave had an easier time of procurin’ for myself not just any vessel worthy of a truly fearsome pirate, the epitome of the filthy sea-lovin’ scallywag...but one *truly* worthy of a man who calls ‘imself “pirate.”
And another thing...even if said early start would not ‘ave allowed me to procure said illustrious an’ noble sea-farin’ ship, you can bet yer bobcat I’d ‘ave been a bit more particular wif respect to the deal I made wit’ old Davey Jones hisself an’ callin’ myself a soddin’ captain. No, would that I could go back, I’d make that arrangement in a far more particular manner.
But above all else...the one tide would ‘ave made me life different...the one greatest regret I ‘ave about the journey that is the captivatin’ and thrillin’ adventure bein’ Captain Jack Sparrow’s life?
I regret not shootin’ Barbossa between the eyes day I first met the bloke.
Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Words: 234
Well...maybe I’m not bein’ *entirely* truthful, an’ admittedly I *do* ‘ave a history of that. The not bein’ truthful, I mean.
Facts is facts, if I ‘ad a second go of it? I’d do a few things different, perhaps. Might’ve left ‘ome a bit earlier, for one. Made a name for myself a mite quicker so’s I could ‘ave had an easier time of procurin’ for myself not just any vessel worthy of a truly fearsome pirate, the epitome of the filthy sea-lovin’ scallywag...but one *truly* worthy of a man who calls ‘imself “pirate.”
And another thing...even if said early start would not ‘ave allowed me to procure said illustrious an’ noble sea-farin’ ship, you can bet yer bobcat I’d ‘ave been a bit more particular wif respect to the deal I made wit’ old Davey Jones hisself an’ callin’ myself a soddin’ captain. No, would that I could go back, I’d make that arrangement in a far more particular manner.
But above all else...the one tide would ‘ave made me life different...the one greatest regret I ‘ave about the journey that is the captivatin’ and thrillin’ adventure bein’ Captain Jack Sparrow’s life?
I regret not shootin’ Barbossa between the eyes day I first met the bloke.
Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Words: 234