[EM]: Topic 8 - One Person You Can't Live Without
Well...I’m an honest an’ decent fellow when it suits me, so I can say wifout any ‘esitation that I could not live wifout t’ right honorable William Turner, Jr. Simple ‘nough, too...saved me from the gallows, he did. You ‘eard me...went right up, told ‘is girl ‘ee loved ‘er, then took a blade to the post ‘neath my feet and saved my lit’le black’earted skin.
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But while we’s on the subject? If you want to know one bleedin’ person I *could* live wifout, it’s that bonny lass of Turner’s, the right *dis*honorable Miss Elizabeth Swann. Were it not for the machinations of Fate, Destiny, and Lord Cutler-bloody-Beckett, she’d ‘ave been married off and callin’ herself Mrs. Turner by now...but instead? She ends up on *my* ship tossin’ about *my* compass...which, I might add, went turncoat on me...it’s owner!...an’ ended up chainin’ me to my own buggerin’ mast to be swallowed whole by Davey Jones’ precious little buggerin’ beastie.
An’, of course, she did kiss me...which, I’ll admit, was really an event to remember. That boy Turner, he’s a lucky man...
An’ I’ll grant, she showed me a thing or two ‘bout myself I wasn’t precisely willin’ to own up to...but she fed me to the bloody Kraken! An’ while it’s true, I managed fair well on me own...it’s the *principle* of the thing!
Then of course...there’s the consideration of “what if” an’ all...’at girl, she’s a pirate in ‘er heart, that’s t’ truth...can’t help thinkin’ sometimes what it might be like, servin’ wif ‘er. Bet we could make a real sailor out of ‘er...
S’ all for naught in the end, though...if ‘If’ was a ship an’ all that. Savvy?
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Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Words: 291
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But while we’s on the subject? If you want to know one bleedin’ person I *could* live wifout, it’s that bonny lass of Turner’s, the right *dis*honorable Miss Elizabeth Swann. Were it not for the machinations of Fate, Destiny, and Lord Cutler-bloody-Beckett, she’d ‘ave been married off and callin’ herself Mrs. Turner by now...but instead? She ends up on *my* ship tossin’ about *my* compass...which, I might add, went turncoat on me...it’s owner!...an’ ended up chainin’ me to my own buggerin’ mast to be swallowed whole by Davey Jones’ precious little buggerin’ beastie.
An’, of course, she did kiss me...which, I’ll admit, was really an event to remember. That boy Turner, he’s a lucky man...
An’ I’ll grant, she showed me a thing or two ‘bout myself I wasn’t precisely willin’ to own up to...but she fed me to the bloody Kraken! An’ while it’s true, I managed fair well on me own...it’s the *principle* of the thing!
Then of course...there’s the consideration of “what if” an’ all...’at girl, she’s a pirate in ‘er heart, that’s t’ truth...can’t help thinkin’ sometimes what it might be like, servin’ wif ‘er. Bet we could make a real sailor out of ‘er...
S’ all for naught in the end, though...if ‘If’ was a ship an’ all that. Savvy?
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Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Words: 291