4 ~ My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

[have_a_job_too]

[Here's Arkady's face, very close to the camera.]

Hello, all the new people! Are my friends here? Normally I'd feel them, but this place is doing strange things to me and even if I felt them, I'm forgetting a lot of things so I may have forgotten that I've felt them.

So... anyone? Hello?

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[feed_me_plz]

Well helloooooo~

[have_a_job_too]

Hello. I'm Arkady.

[waves]

[feed_me_plz]

Well well weeeeelll Arkady. I'm Twoey.

I ain't yer friend, but I can be...if ya tell me where the fuck I am.

[have_a_job_too]

Oh, you're in the City. It doesn't have another name. Like me. This is the City and I'm Arkady.

It's nice to meet you, Twoey.

[feed_me_plz]

The fuck, where the hell is this City?

No other name, huh? Not even no last name to go along with that pretty first name of yers?

[have_a_job_too]

It's like a big island. There's an ocean all around, and a mountain... the mountain... and woods and rivers and the city proper.

Oh, there's the Underground, too. That's where the bad people are.

[ooc: she's mid-plot so a little... spacier than normal. Sorry. :)]

[feed_me_plz]

[ooc : perfectly fine! Twoey probably sees people like this all the time at Skid Row.]

So ya collected all them baddies down in some place called the Underground?

Well ain't that convenient. Can ya do me a li'l favor fer me then.

[have_a_job_too]

Well, they all just kinda... sorted themselves there. There's monsters down there. Biiig monsters.

Sure I can do you a favor. Everyone like to help the new people.

[feed_me_plz]

Oh.

[Well, monsters are useless to him.]

Well, I ain't got no legs an' I'm stuck in this here pot. So it'll be reaaaaaal nice of ya if you can, y'know, move me someplace safe so I kin git my bearings together and relaaaaax.

[have_a_job_too]

You don't have legs? That's not good.

[feed_me_plz]

Naw it ain't. Which would make ya a doll if ya helped me out.

[have_a_job_too]

Okay. Where are you?

[feed_me_plz]

By some shitty fountain. It's makin' my soil too moist an' I ain't a big fan of that.

[have_a_job_too]

Your... soil?

Okay. I'll be there real soon.

[feed_me_plz]

Oh you'll see~

Thank ya doll.

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[have_a_job_too]

[Surprisingly fast, there's a bald woman wandering through the square looking for someone and calling out as she turns.]

Twoey? Hello!