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Javert> *declares* Today is Drag Day.
Javert> The next man that comes in I will carefully attack, rip off his clothes, and dress him in drag.
* McGonagall is now known as Freddy
Javert> YOU!
Freddy> *Looks bewildered* Me?
Freddy> What?
Javert> *points an accusing finger at Freddy* You will never get by me!
Javert> *runs at him and tackles, being sure to protect himself*
Freddy> *Stares at Javert*
Freddy> AHHH!!!
Javert> *ties him to a chair*
Freddy> What the bloody hell?
Javert> Silence! *gags him*
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Javert> *attention diverted* YOU!
Freddy> Wudthabldyhll!!!
Pollution> *blink*
Javert> *tackles Pollution and rips his clothes off*
Freddy> *Is tied to a chair*
Pollution> *flails and attempts escape* What the fuck?
Javert> *sits on him and tosses his clothes to the other side of the room; ties his hands behind his back and ankles together, then heads into the closet*
Freddy> *Struggles to untie himself from the chair*
Javert> *returns with two extravagant costumes; one is a bright pink showgirl costume, complete wtih feathers, fake jewels and more feathers* *the other is a long, slinky, and sequined dress, red and very, very busty*
Freddy> MMMPH! MMMMUMMMPU!!!
Pollution> *splutters* What are you DOING!?!
Javert> Oh, shut up. *grins* Today is Drag Day!
Freddy> *Looks at Pollution but can't say anything, as he is gagged*
Pollution> *blink...blinkblink* *WTF!?!* ...are you -insane-?
Javert> *attacks Pollution first, putting him in black fishnets, the showgirl costume, stiletto heels, and too much lipstick and eyeshadow*
Javert> *unties him* There, what a pretty one you are.
Javert> *looks manically at Freddy* Hello. *puts him in the red dress, after untying him, and slaps a wig on his head along with makeup*
Pollution> *splutters again* I... You... *eyetwitch*
Freddy> *Looks like he
Freddy> *Looks at crazy!Javert with fear*
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Javert> *blows Poll a kiss, and goes to the restroom to puke*
Freddy> *Um..Is still gagged*
Freddy> *Rips the gag off his mouth*
Freddy> *Is frozen for a moment*
Freddy> *Looks at Pollution*
Javert> *returns* Oh, what lovely ladies.
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Javert> .. YOU!
Nemesis> *Waves at Crowley*
Crowley> *waves back* *blinks* ... me?
Pollution> *eyetwitches again, along with the majority of one side of his face* *clenches his fists* I...could kill you...if it would make. Any. Difference. *storms off to the plothole*
Javert> .. today is Drag Day. Be prepared.
Freddy> *To Crowley* Run!
Pollution> Run, Crowley. Run now.
Nemesis> ...*Blink*
Javert> *tackles Crowley, against his better judgement*
Pollution> *is currently dressed as a bloody SHOWGIRL, apparently*
Freddy> *Is dressed in a sexy, busty red dress and wig, against his will*
Crowley> ... Drag D-- *oof!* *tackled*
Javert> *rips off Crowley's clothes*
Nemesis> What ARE you doing???? Ooh...
Freddy> [[*Drools*]]
Crowley> ....
Nemesis> *Was not looking at unclothed Crowley, nope*
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Crowley> *is not allowed to smite Javert, by typist*
Pollution> *digs some new clothes out of the plothole and storms out of the room*
Javert> *hums to himself, squeezing Crowley into a playboy bunny costume*
Freddy> [[Neither was I...nope]]
Crowley> *incites Lust, though, at least :D*
* Marius is now known as Grantaire
Crowley> ....
Grantaire> ....
Nemesis> Crowley, it's SO TOTALLY YOU
Javert> *fixes his hair, does his makeup* How nice.
Freddy> *Walks up to Crowley to get a better look*
Freddy> Bloody...
Freddy> hell...
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Pollution> *would possibly laugh at Crowley a bit if he weren't elsewhere and hadn't already been attacked*
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Javert> .. YOU.
Grantaire> [WTF, mIRC]
Nemesis> *Is supressing giggles*
Crowley> *speechless, for once in his life*
Freddy> *Looks over at Nemesis and winks*
Nemesis> [It's....hateful?]
Javert> *advances on Grantaire*
Nemesis> *Raises eyebrow* Er...hello?
Grantaire> .....*eyes Javert*
Grantaire> What in HELL is going on?
Javert> *TACKLES*
Grantaire> ...........
Grantaire> *FLAIL*
Javert> *rips Grantaire's clothes off and slaps a Marilyn Monroe-esque dress on him*
Nemesis> *Is not giggling like crazy, nope*
Grantaire> *FLAILS MORE* 'SPECTOR!
Javert> *steps back and muses* Pink suits you.
Crowley> *sits in his playboy bunny costume and glares at everyone*
Grantaire> It does -not-.
Freddy> *Looks from Crowley to Grantaire and finally at himself*
Javert> Hold on. *puts a blonde wig on him* there.
Freddy> *Bursts into laughter*
Nemesis> Dude....the bunny costume really takes away from the glaring.
Grantaire> *glowerly*
Freddy> *Throws himself onto the couch and starts rolling around laughing*
* Mione_AWAY is now known as Hermione
Hermione> ...
Grantaire> .......
Hermione> *blinks*
Grantaire> *HIDES*
Javert> *sighs happily* My lovies!
Hermione> What HAVE I walked in on?
Javert> Drag Day, dear Hermione.
Nemesis> *Is seriously laughing*
Freddy> *Smiles at Hermione* Hello there.
Hermione> Ah.
Grantaire> *takes off the wig and pokes his head out* Hallo, 'Mione.
Freddy> Are you Miss Granger?
Crowley> .... *is surprisingly complacent for a demon in drag*
Freddy> *Acts surprisingly normal for being dressed in drag*
Hermione> Yes... I am.
Hermione> And you are?
Hermione> CHRIS!
Hermione> *tilts head*
Freddy> Freddy Honeychurch. *Stands and extends a hand* But please, call me Freddy.
Hermione> you know...
Grantaire> Don't say it.
Hermione> Pink really IS your colour.
Grantaire> *facepalms* Aaaand you said it.
Javert> *cackles*
Hermione> *takes Freddy's hand* A pleasure, I'm sure.
Hermione> You obviously know who I am. *smiles*
Pollution> *is elsewhere, attempting to wash of the make-up and calm down enough not to injure Javert*
Freddy> I am a..er...acquaintance of the Professor.
Hermione> *turns away from Chris to cackle*
Hermione> Ah!
Hermione> I see.
Javert> *will so totally whack out if Pollution injures him*
Freddy> She asked me to tell you that she had something she needed to take care of and she hopes to be back later.
Hermione> *nods* Thank you.
Freddy> *Nods at her*
Hermione> *wonders what sort of retaliation Poll will take on Javert*
Hermione> *cackles at the thought*
Freddy> *Looks down at his dress* Well, I suppose I shouldn't just be sitting around in a lovely dress like this!
Hermione> Pity Adrien isn't here... He could teach you to curtsy, Freddy.
Freddy> *Chuckles* Oh, I already know how. I have a sister.
Grantaire> *has calmed down enough to find this all funny*
Freddy> *Attempts to curtsy, but the gown is too long, and he falls over*
Grantaire> *snickers*
Freddy> *Laughs hysterically at himself*
Javert> *chuckles*
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Grantaire> *grumbles* I'm going to go take this off.
Javert> *sigh* Grantaire, what a wet towel.
Freddy> *Wiggles his eyebrows* Oh, I don't know. I sort of like mine.
Grantaire> *calls back* At least I know where mine is.
Javert> ....
Pollution> *glares at Javert as he walks back in, wearing his usual sort of clothes and wiping at the last bit of make-up, and heads for the kitchen*
Javert> *grins*
Grantaire> *comes back in his lovverly R!clothes*
Nemesis> Hi Pollution
Mione-PLANNING> You know... Chris?
Javert> *calls after Pollution* I thought you looked rather nice in pink!
Mione-PLANNING> I think I liked the pink better.
Mione-PLANNING> *runs out of the room to continue planning*
Grantaire> *raises an eyebrow* Damn your eyes.
Freddy> The pink was quite nice. I think I should be singing and dancing in this outfit.
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Dili> (...)
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Pollution> *waves to Nem and actually scowls at Javert's comment*
Mione-PLANNING> *bites lip as she looks at Poll and decides this is a bad time to talk*
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Javert> Pollution of the mind, you know.
Javert> .. YOU.
Fabian> ...
Freddy> Run!
Fabian> What?
Javert> *TACKLES*
Freddy> Run away!
Grantaire> Run away, run away!
Fabian> *tackled, so can't run!*
Freddy> [[Run awaaaay!]]
Mione-PLANNING> *looks up from her planning*
Mione-PLANNING> Are... you...
Mione-PLANNING> *tilts head*
Pollution> *eyetwitch* *decides to make tea*
Mione-PLANNING> Fabian Prewett?
Nemesis> Ginny: Whoa. Uncle. Scary.
Javert> *slaps a tight little black number on Fabian, with LOTS of back showing*
Grantaire> *grins at Fabian* .....Sexy.
Fabian> ....
Grantaire> *snickers*
Mione-PLANNING> *stiffles giggles*
Mione-PLANNING> Hey... Gin?
Fabian> Um, yes, I'm Fabian Prewett. And ... um. *grins despite dress* Nice to meet you.
Mione-PLANNING> Should we take a picture for your Mum?
Javert> *cackles and goes into the restroom*
Freddy> *Grins and walks over to Fabian, although a bit unsteady because of the red gown and high heels*
Grantaire> *flops in a chair*
Freddy> *Sticks out a hand* Hi there.
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Fabian> ... Pleasedon'ttakeapicture. Oh! Hello! *shakes his hand*
Mione-PLANNING> *evil grin much like Fred and George's*
Javert> .. YOU.
Javert> *TACKLES PERCY*
Mione-PLANNING> *gets up and walks over to Mr. Prewett*
SirPercy> Hallo!
Freddy> Nice getup you've got there.
Mione-PLANNING> Mr. Prewett?
Fabian> Thanks. *to Hermione* ... yes?
SirPercy> *looks around* ....La! Be sure to give me a nice dress, old chap!
Mione-PLANNING> Smile!
Fabian> ....
Javert> *puts a big, poofy, frilly, sickening blue, green, and pink dress on Percy with lots of lace and bows*
Mione-PLANNING> *whips out a camera from behind her back and snaps a picture*
Freddy> *Glances over at Percy and grins* That's the spirit, chap!
SirPercy> *flounce* I feel pretty.
Javert> .. you ponce.
Freddy> Oh so pretty!
Fabian> And ... you're going to show that to Molly. *facepalm*
Javert> Pretty, witty, and GAY?
Mione-PLANNING> *grins like a Weasley*
Freddy> *Glares at Javert*
SirPercy> *bows* Gay in the happy sense, of course.
Freddy> *Nods*
Mione-PLANNING> What's it worth to you that I don't, Mr. Prewett?
Javert> *smirks*
Javert> Of course.
Freddy> *Runs over to SirPercy and takes his hand*
Freddy> *Starts skipping around the room and dancing*
Fabian> ... I'm sure she's used to things of that sort by now, though. So ... go for it. *grin*
SirPercy> *dances!*
Crowley> ... *sits and sulks*
Javert> *goes into the kitchen for a cup of tea*
Crowley> (Typist: You better keep that outfit on! *shakes fist at Crowley*)
Pollution> *takes his own cup of tea OUT of the kitchen and goes to curl up on a couch, calming down...albeit slowly*
Freddy> *Dances over to Crowley and grins cheekily* Would you like to dance?
Javert> *pours himself a cup, and goes back out into the main room to watch*
Crowley> .... No. *glare*
Freddy> *Pretends to look upset* Aw, c'mon, mate!
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Javert> YOU.
SirPercy> *waves*
Nemesis> ...will you dance with me?
Maglor> ...Me?
Javert> *tackles Maglor*
Maglor> [[*to Javert}
Crowley> ... I don't dance. Especially not in this. *gestures to the playboy bunny costume that he's dressed in*
Nemesis> I could teach you
Maglor> *tackle'd!*
Mione-PLANNING> *takes pictures of everyone else as well*
Freddy> *To Nem* I'll dance with you!
Mione-PLANNING> *contemplates putting them up as room decoration*
Javert> *places Maglor into a bright green sequined halter dress, then dances away*
Grantaire> *sporfles*
Nemesis> Alright. You know how to dance?
Freddy> Of course!
Crowley> ..... *would burn the pictures, but his typist would like a copy!*
Maglor> *stares* *and sparkles*
Mione-PLANNING> *is entirely TOO aware of being glad she IS female*
Nemesis> Okay. Oooh, do you know how to Waltz?
Freddy> *walks over to Nemesis shyly and takes her hands*
Freddy> Waltz? Sure.
Nemesis> *Grin* Awesome.
Mione-PLANNING> Hey... Crowley?
Freddy> *Puts a hand around her waist and begins to lead her*
Mione-PLANNING> Can I really call you a wench now?
Maglor> *sparkles over to a couch and curls up*
Mione-PLANNING> *grins cheekily*
Maglor> *is very, very glad Ada isn't here*
Freddy> [[XD]]
Crowley> ....
Crowley> *glares*
Crowley> ... *in a bunny costume*
Mione-PLANNING> Oooh loosen UP, you wench.
Nemesis> *Giggles at Hermione* Hmmm...you're good at this.
Mione-PLANNING> *walks over to Crowley and hands her a carrot*
Maglor> [[Ouch]]
Pollution> [*cackles and dies*]
Crowley> ....
Mione-PLANNING> Well, bunnies eat carrots, do they not?
Mione-PLANNING> *grins at Crowley*
Crowley> Yes. Yes, they do. ..... *gives up, and just sits there and munches on the carrot*
Grantaire> *snickers*
Maglor> *stares at everyone* Has everyone gojne mad? Or... madder, at least?
Mione-PLANNING> *pats Crowley on the head* There's a good bunny.
Freddy> *Wiggles his eyebrows again* You're a pretty good dancer yourself.
Freddy> *Continues waltzing with Nemesis*
Nemesis> *Grin* Thanks. I'm out of practice though
Maglor> [[You know it's bad when *Maglor* thinks he's the sanest one in the room]]
Freddy> *Shrugs* I can't tell.
Nemesis> Ah well, I guess that's good
Mione-PLANNING> I'm not mad, Lord Maglor.
Mione-PLANNING> I'm quite sane, I assure you.
Grantaire> Neither am I.
Grantaire> Well, no madder than usual.
Mione-PLANNING> *snaps a picture of Lord Maglor in his green dress*
Mione-PLANNING> *thwaps Chris*
Grantaire> Oi!
Mione-PLANNING> You're a daft bugger, Chris.
Freddy> *To Maglor* I on the other hand, am most definitely mad! *Giggles*
Grantaire> *laughs* A daft, argumentative bugger, that's me.
Pollution> *is curled up on a couch with his tea and NORMAL CLOTHES* *was in a less than stellar mood BEFORE Javert and the showgirl costume*
Maglor> *pines for foster-son*
Mione-PLANNING> A daft, argumentative bugger who looks REALLY GOOD in a pink dress.
Javert> Elrond: *sneaks in*
Grantaire> *blows a raspberry*
Maglor> *CLINGS*
Javert> *blows a kiss to Pollution*
Javert> Elrond: *BLINK*
Freddy> *Swings Nemesis around*
Maglor> *sparkles woobily*
Javert> Elrond: ... nice dress.
Pollution> Mmph. *sips his tea in irritation*
Javert> *waddles out to the restroom, once more*
Maglor> ..Thanks.
Javert> Elrond: It suits you.
Maglor> It'd look better on Russa. Red hair and all. *breaks down* Everyone's mad. Your headmate is madder. I'M the sanest one here.
Nemesis> *Laughs* Ha, I'm really out of practice. I totally forgot about twirling.
SirPercy> *is still here, la!*
Freddy> S'no matter. Are you having a good time then?
Nemesis> I am. I haven't done this for a while...so it's nice to know how bad I am at this.
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Freddy> [[Where have all the drag queens gone?]]
SirPercy> [Dili darling had to leave =(]
Mione-PLANNING> [[ Dili had to go... She types for them ]]
Scotty-away> {{...there's a song parody in there somewhere...}}
Javert> ((Yish.))
SirPercy> *is still here, and still drag queen-y, if anyone was wondering*
Freddy> *Nods at Percy*
SirPercy> *nods*
Pollution> *is still curled up on the couch with his tea*
Freddy> *to Nemesis* You're not bad. *Swings her around in circles*
Nemesis> Thanks. That's always nice to know.
Javert> *lounges*
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Freddy> *Looks disappointed as his dance partner has suddenly disappeared*
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Freddy> *Pouts and throws himself into a chair*
Grantaire> *is flopped in a chair as well*
Freddy> *Starts to undress out of his drag clothing, but realizes that others may not appreciate the nudity*
Grantaire> *snickers* Try the closet, m'sieur?
Freddy> *Nods* Thank you, sir.
Freddy> *Walks over to the closet, but heads into the bathroom instead*