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The Truth About Girls:
- Midol is like crack; end of story.
- We love ben && jerrys more than you.
- We will never be too old for sleepovers.
- Gossip isn`t a sin; it`s an art.
- We must go to the bathroom in groups.
- We have this thing called feelings; don`t hurt them.
- There`s no point in having an ex if you can`t be a bitch to him.
- We don`t wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
- Sometimes is just never quite enough.
- We need girls nights; often
- We hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt.
- It doesn`t matter who dumped who or why. Whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us...not because we`re not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
- No guy wants to marry a whore. Well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- Never ever ask a girl what she weighs, or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. Just don`t do it.
- Our eyes are located in our heads. Not our chest or butt when you`re not looking in our eyes, WE KN0W.