office party hotties
HOLEY shit today was a fucking funny day!!!! i accidentally pointed and laughed at this extrememly fat lady because jolee laughed realy wierdly at a hummer so i pointed and laughted at another car to make fun of her, and there was this super fatty fat lady ready to beat my ass. she circled the block too, i was ready to run for my life i was so scared. Then we saw this christmas office party through a window, and we started watching them because it was a bunch of ubelieveably trashed 30 year olds dancing hardcore and it was so funny. then they saw us and started rubbing their asses on the window and blowing us kisses and stuff... kinda weird. then they all started passionately doing THE SPRINKLER. hehehe, i love that. then, this security guard with the biggest nostrils i've ever seen in my life comes down because we were standing up on this brick wall making fun of the guys, and he's like, "this area is closed to the public... and dont EVER get on that wall again. have a fun night" but i swear he actually said "have a FUCK night." more like, dont ever get on that wall again or i'll eat you with my nostrils... muahaha. so we blew that popsicle joint and then me and jolee pretended to be lesbians and got hassled by all these guys, they were like "come on, kiss her, do it, you fags" so i grabbed her ass and they were like "ohhh yeah, do it like that, faggot." part of me wants to laugh because it was goofy but also thats HORRIBLE. if i was a lesbian i would make so much pda just to piss people off. uhh what else i'm sure there's funny shit i'm leaving out. (hes going to give you a rusty hook so bad you'll need a tetanus shot) ha. ok well i'm out, but i kinda wanna write about last night too. so yeah bye for now