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1). Is there someone who you like at the moment?
nursing a huge crush on someone unavailable, as us. (that "us" is to be read as shortened for "usual", not as in "us", like, "we's", or as in the united states.)
2). Have you ever given or been given roses?
my boyfriend in 9th grade bought me a dozen and i couldn't accept them because i wasn't that interested in him. HEARTBREAKER. at least i'm honest.
3). What is your all time favorite romance movie?
dang. does fried green tomatoes count?
4). How many times can you honestly say you've been in love?
once. i just saw the girl she dumped me for on nerve personals. weiiiird.
5). Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
not really.
6). Do you think that you should become friends with someone first?
before fucking them? it's generally a good rule of thumb.
7). Have you ever had your heart broken?
uh. yeah. i guess.
8). What do you think about long-distance relationships?
what don't i think about them? i prefer remaining mostly illiterate and boring.
9). Your thoughts on online relationships??
isn't that sort of the same thing in this day and age? does anyone do video dating anymore?
10). Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger?
i would be a pedophile if i picked younger.
11). Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
i have a penchant for that kind of thing.
12). Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
no, but i believe in being that douchebag who thinks that people do change.
13). How many kids do you want to have?
i always wanted to give birth to puppies or kittens.
14). Do you usually fall for a wrong boy/girl or the right boy/girl?
wrong girls. right boys.
15). What is your favorite color(s)?
genitalia.
16). What are your views on gay marriage?
i think the majority of gay marriages have a better chance of lasting than straight ones. to sum it up, all of this malarkey is total bullshit.
17) Have you ever broken someones heart?
yes. sorry.
18). Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry?
i would have been dead 29 years before that.
19). At what age did you start noticing the same sex?
there aren't many people out there the same sex as me.
20)what song do you want to hear at your wedding?
heartbeats by the knife. but this is subject to change in five minutes.
nursing a huge crush on someone unavailable, as us. (that "us" is to be read as shortened for "usual", not as in "us", like, "we's", or as in the united states.)
2). Have you ever given or been given roses?
my boyfriend in 9th grade bought me a dozen and i couldn't accept them because i wasn't that interested in him. HEARTBREAKER. at least i'm honest.
3). What is your all time favorite romance movie?
dang. does fried green tomatoes count?
4). How many times can you honestly say you've been in love?
once. i just saw the girl she dumped me for on nerve personals. weiiiird.
5). Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
not really.
6). Do you think that you should become friends with someone first?
before fucking them? it's generally a good rule of thumb.
7). Have you ever had your heart broken?
uh. yeah. i guess.
8). What do you think about long-distance relationships?
what don't i think about them? i prefer remaining mostly illiterate and boring.
9). Your thoughts on online relationships??
isn't that sort of the same thing in this day and age? does anyone do video dating anymore?
10). Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger?
i would be a pedophile if i picked younger.
11). Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
i have a penchant for that kind of thing.
12). Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
no, but i believe in being that douchebag who thinks that people do change.
13). How many kids do you want to have?
i always wanted to give birth to puppies or kittens.
14). Do you usually fall for a wrong boy/girl or the right boy/girl?
wrong girls. right boys.
15). What is your favorite color(s)?
genitalia.
16). What are your views on gay marriage?
i think the majority of gay marriages have a better chance of lasting than straight ones. to sum it up, all of this malarkey is total bullshit.
17) Have you ever broken someones heart?
yes. sorry.
18). Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry?
i would have been dead 29 years before that.
19). At what age did you start noticing the same sex?
there aren't many people out there the same sex as me.
20)what song do you want to hear at your wedding?
heartbeats by the knife. but this is subject to change in five minutes.