I pulled up to a stop sign earlier today and a pumpkin nonchalantly rolled across in front of me and up the handicap ramp on the other side of the street. I didn't see any people on the street for a block or so; maybe it was rolling for a long distance, or maybe it was possessed? Vampire melons are a known thing, so maybe zombie squash happen too? ( Read more... )

Thug-Bots will season your food.

Secret laboratories! When I grow up I want to be as cool as Christopher Wren and Robert Hooke!

Yes, of course Cab Calloway is the star auction announcer for the UW Surplus Property auctions.

Walking home from the store today I went under I-5 (a block or so north of 65th). Up under the freeway, on one of the big horizontal concrete beams, I saw a glint of light from a row of letters I hadn't seen before. In big, formal serif caps, the kind which public buildings use for solemn quotations or pronouncements, was the inscription "THE ( Read more... )

I got this one a few days ago:
We have never met and I know this mail will come as a surprise but nevertheless I want to reach out to you.

My associate Mr. Kenneth Lay who you might have heard of, I worked with Mr. Kenneth lay as a financial consultant in the United States and Asia and was quite close to him even during the turbulent times in his ( Read more... )

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Second Life, 2005
Dynosphere, 1932

Get started by building your own Segway-alike, then work your way up to a self-balancing unicycle.

I just received some spam promising "Moore lenggth" for my peenjs. Yes indeed, my penis will double in complexity and halve in size every eighteen months…