out of my gourd
I pulled up to a stop sign earlier today and a pumpkin nonchalantly rolled across in front of me and up the handicap ramp on the other side of the street. I didn't see any people on the street for a block or so; maybe it was rolling for a long distance, or maybe it was possessed? Vampire melons are a known thing, so maybe zombie squash happen too? Is it bad luck for vegetables of certain colors to cross your path?