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[hatteroftea]

*stares forlornly at his hands*

I...yes...okay...

*he fidgits a little, staring out his window at the kids and their parents. He'd never known his parents so he wasn't sure why it made him sad. He was lonely for Wonderland, for sure. All the tea and Doormouse and especially...*

Reginald Leopold Theophilus, are you going to sit there and mope ALL

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[proudgreenauror]

*bounds into the room* THERE you are!! I've been looking all over the castle through these crowds and you were in here the entire time?? *grins*

[hatteroftea]

YES! WE HAVE TO SAVE CRICKET!!

The radishes appear to have taken her. *the rabbit nods matter-of-factly*

Where can I get two tonnes of raspberry pudding? Would the house elves help you think? *pauses* Wait...you were looking for me?

[proudgreenauror]

..the what?? *confused, as he hasn't really been aware of Alice's nickname*

*isn't surprised at the talking rabbit -- this is Hogwarts after all -- just nods briskly* Yes, the kitchens have all that sort of thing and yes, I was actually looking for you before I went on my assignment, and it's only been a month, so even though school's over we can still get a head start on next year, right??

[[Is there any consensus as to whether Alice transfered or went home or what happened to her in-game?]]

[hatteroftea]

The radishes man!

He thinks they took Alice.

Next year? Yes of course...wait....what about?

((No, and Reg is prone to panic >.>))

[proudgreenauror]

..there's a radish man!? *gets a mental picture of radishes running around on little spindly legs*

Alice?? What about -- OH, you mean Alice Liddell? *scratches head* Come to think of it, I didn't see her in the common room....

WELL. *hands on hips* First of all: can you sing?

[hatteroftea]

Why yes! I love to sing! But that's the whole reason He is mad at me you know.

I don't suppose you know the song "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat, how I wonder what you're at...?"

[proudgreenauror]

*thinks He refers Filch* Hahahaha, don't worry, he's like that about everything! As long as you don't go near him, there's no need to worry!

*suspicious* But... that's not how it goes... is it? NO MATTER!! If you love to sing, you're just the right man for the job!

[[XDDD!]]

[hatteroftea]

"Up above the world so high, like a tea tray in the sky..."

*blinks at you, peering*

Job, what job? I thought I had a job...DID THEY FIRE ME?!

*he looks like a kicked puppy*

[proudgreenauror]

WHAT!? Fired you? Who said you were FIRED!?? This can't be! I'll appeal to Dumbledore!!! If you're fired, you can't be in charge!!!

[hatteroftea]

You said a job! But I have a job! Why would I need another unless I don't have one now?!

[proudgreenauror]

WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE JOB!? After all, look at me!! *swaying from the exhaustion occasioned by the day's multiple patrols* Don't you want to tackle a second fantastic vocation and be the best you can be?

[hatteroftea]

...

I CAN HAVE TWO?!

...*stares*

[proudgreenauror]

Of course you can have two! Or three, or four, or however many you set your mind to!! *PROUD GREEN POSE*

[hatteroftea]

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! THAT'S AWESOME!

[proudgreenauror]

THEN WILL YOU DO IT???

[[Ah, Gai, what hast thou unleashed. XDDDD]]

[hatteroftea]

YES!!!

*pause*

But what about the radishes...?