America is Doomed
Many of you have probably seen this video.
I just thought I'd share my horrified play-by-play...
0:02- My ears and eyes are immediately regretting my decision to watch this.
0:07- As a young American, I kinda wish you wouldn't associate yourself with me. Don't say "we".
0:24- ...... CONSERVATIVE?! Look at your room! Look at yo'self!!
0:36- I should have been keeping a "like" tally from the start. I'm going to estimate 15 "likes" by this point
0:40- STOP FLAPPING YOUR HANDS!!!
0:56- You don't really watch the debates? I'm shocked.
0:57- Like, I have Twitter too, and like, I even Facebook, so like, that should totally be the same thing, right? No. Just no.
1:02- Did he get a trophy? He won, didn't he?
1:10- Oh? Tell us more. Please. This can only help your cause. *cough*
1:23- "party canditate-tial selection." Your wordial selection is inspire-ating.
1:30- OH. MY. GOD. Okay, I was expecting crap from this, but REALLY?!!! Your first reason is ROMNEY IS HOT?!!! HOT?!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!!
1:31- This has to be a joke.
1:44- This HAS to be a joke.
1:35- WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME YOU'RE JOKING?!!!
1:52- “We all know how that ended.” There’s a small part of me that says you have a very “interesting” take on “how that ended”…
2:14-2:19: … Did you forget where you were? You seem confused by your surroundings.
2:22- You don’t know where you were going with that? You’re not the only one.
2:32- I’d rather deal with your planes than with everything else in this video
2:33- Well. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone “ew” a plane.
2:44- Yeah. Blame the computer.
2:46- I can’t wait…
2:53- At first I thought you said, "my kid" and my brain almost exploded.
3:03- Thank god, you’re kidding! Now I can rest easy knowing that rhyming is not one of your reasons for voting. I can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that your reasons are that Romney is hot and your cat is named Mittens. Wait…
3:09- But why not? It’s in league with your other reasons. You make it sound so silly.
3:28- In all seriousness, more people need to understand that you don’t need to vote for someone just because they’re from the party with which you’ve identified yourself.
3:37- … Do you even know why people say that? And are you aware that marriage does not mean “wife is treated as an equal”? It should, but it doesn’t. On a more extreme scale, there are also these things called “abusive relationships.” Trust me, there’s no love happening there.
3:48- I’m gonna stop you here and tell you that a slogan is MEANT to sound appealing. You’ll notice politicians say a bunch of catch phrases and attention-grabbing words because they sound good, but rarely do they say anything of actual weight. But sadly, this is your most reasonable voting reason so far… I can’t stress the “sadly” enough…
3:51- I feel like you just learned the word “entrepreneur”. You don’t seem very comfortable with it.
4:11- Good lord you don’t even know that Ryan is his last name…
4:34- HE’S WHAT?!!!!
4:39- HISTORY IS WEEPING!!!!
4:58- By Ronald Reagan, did you mean P. Diddy? I mean, I don’t want to put words in your mouth or anything…
5:11- If this video doesn’t scream, “Get educated!” I don’t know what will.
Summary: This is either one of the greatest acting/trolling attempts ever, or it's a sign of the country's impending doom...
Click to viewI just thought I'd share my horrified play-by-play...
0:02- My ears and eyes are immediately regretting my decision to watch this.
0:07- As a young American, I kinda wish you wouldn't associate yourself with me. Don't say "we".
0:24- ...... CONSERVATIVE?! Look at your room! Look at yo'self!!
0:36- I should have been keeping a "like" tally from the start. I'm going to estimate 15 "likes" by this point
0:40- STOP FLAPPING YOUR HANDS!!!
0:56- You don't really watch the debates? I'm shocked.
0:57- Like, I have Twitter too, and like, I even Facebook, so like, that should totally be the same thing, right? No. Just no.
1:02- Did he get a trophy? He won, didn't he?
1:10- Oh? Tell us more. Please. This can only help your cause. *cough*
1:23- "party canditate-tial selection." Your wordial selection is inspire-ating.
1:30- OH. MY. GOD. Okay, I was expecting crap from this, but REALLY?!!! Your first reason is ROMNEY IS HOT?!!! HOT?!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!!
1:31- This has to be a joke.
1:44- This HAS to be a joke.
1:35- WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME YOU'RE JOKING?!!!
1:52- “We all know how that ended.” There’s a small part of me that says you have a very “interesting” take on “how that ended”…
2:14-2:19: … Did you forget where you were? You seem confused by your surroundings.
2:22- You don’t know where you were going with that? You’re not the only one.
2:32- I’d rather deal with your planes than with everything else in this video
2:33- Well. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone “ew” a plane.
2:44- Yeah. Blame the computer.
2:46- I can’t wait…
2:53- At first I thought you said, "my kid" and my brain almost exploded.
3:03- Thank god, you’re kidding! Now I can rest easy knowing that rhyming is not one of your reasons for voting. I can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that your reasons are that Romney is hot and your cat is named Mittens. Wait…
3:09- But why not? It’s in league with your other reasons. You make it sound so silly.
3:28- In all seriousness, more people need to understand that you don’t need to vote for someone just because they’re from the party with which you’ve identified yourself.
3:37- … Do you even know why people say that? And are you aware that marriage does not mean “wife is treated as an equal”? It should, but it doesn’t. On a more extreme scale, there are also these things called “abusive relationships.” Trust me, there’s no love happening there.
3:48- I’m gonna stop you here and tell you that a slogan is MEANT to sound appealing. You’ll notice politicians say a bunch of catch phrases and attention-grabbing words because they sound good, but rarely do they say anything of actual weight. But sadly, this is your most reasonable voting reason so far… I can’t stress the “sadly” enough…
3:51- I feel like you just learned the word “entrepreneur”. You don’t seem very comfortable with it.
4:11- Good lord you don’t even know that Ryan is his last name…
4:34- HE’S WHAT?!!!!
4:39- HISTORY IS WEEPING!!!!
4:58- By Ronald Reagan, did you mean P. Diddy? I mean, I don’t want to put words in your mouth or anything…
5:11- If this video doesn’t scream, “Get educated!” I don’t know what will.
Summary: This is either one of the greatest acting/trolling attempts ever, or it's a sign of the country's impending doom...