I found this quote on my calendar, and it has to be the stupidest patriotic quote ever:
"Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed deface the American flag and what it stands for."--Rich Schmidt, founder of the International Hummer Owners' Group.
A day late, but still just as amusing. XD
And here's some news about Keith Richards (the Rolling Stones member who fell out of a coconut tree). Sometimes life is wonderfully insane. ^_^