Oh god another week of this
I don't wanna grow up (I don't wanna grow up)
I don't wanna go to school (I don't wanna go to school)
Everybody! Sing with me!
Mirri 1: hey Mirri, I heard you were gonna try and write a paper yesterday so you didn't have to do it today? How'd that go?
ME Mirri: Hey how about you go dunk your head in some sufferic acid and drown yourself in a vat of lemon juice?
Mirri 1: Oh you are just a standing test to the beautities and successes of human kind, aren't you.
ME Mirri: Well I try not to brag about it too much. But you've seen through my clever desguise. Wasn't it a good one?
Mirri 1: yeah but I kept getting it confused with a cabbage. You seemed so damn stupid and to do so damn little.
ME Mirri: Shut up and drag your carcus to class you hemoraging pathetic piece of shit.
Mirri 1: Wow its like you almost tried to think of something interesting to say but then just fell apart like a poorly made flan.
ME Mirri: Do you spend all night trying to come up with these things while I'm sleeping?
Mirri 1: I try yo keep you honest.
ME Mirri: Well stop it. That shit's dangerous.
Mirri 1: Oh you'll make it through a smester, don't you worry.
ME Mirri: now I'm paranoid and unable to trust anything you say... get out of my sight!