hate bandwagon all aboard for grumpy-land covered in week-old chocolate cupcakes
Who want to get on the hate-wagon? I, the bandwagon leader of the hate-badnwagon have a lot of hating to do I will not mind telling you. When I, Celmetiny Badwagon-Hate-steine first thought up the hate-bandwagon I was sitting on the great southwestern plains on my horse who'se name was bandwagon. Then I thought, hey? What if i actually found a wagon? Then i could truely complain about anything and everything I ever wanted to under this god damn sun. Sheee-yit. Then I found some cupcakes adn knew it was destiny. So I found some folks who hated a lot of stuff and off we started on our adventure into the optimistic american west speading lies, indian burns, whips, and gnats accross the land. Then we all died and lived happility ever after. The end.
So tonight is the first no shame. Don't worry what I just wrote is not part of a monologue, not a vocal or written one for speaks anyway. It is just the monologue my brain is having with itself in the corners of googshy gray snakes smushed up together butt to butt that make up my brain-waves. I'm pretty sleepy and have to go join a gym and then work out in it later today. It will be a good thing to do but in this sleepy yawny state I am currently in physical activity sounds like the worst kind of dog. even if it works towards enhancing physical prowessessness. We could perhaps say that Mirri woke up as a ghost! and is going to class today as ghost-Mirri! I am so into ghosts right now that everyone knows it cause when I am inside them you can see right through them to me because they are dead and invisible or at least translucent. Pretty soon a ghost is going to come and punish me for all these cracks I've been making at ghostly expense. I'll wake up and HEY! HEY MIRRI! There'll be a ghost standing in front of me with like a medium next to them carrying a gun, cause the ghost can't do it, or something.
Hey guys. What does a ghost do on the weekands? He ghost to the mall.
Hey guys. What drink do ghost drink at bars? Ghost-Beer.
If someone can come up with a ghostly pun for polterguist (who can ever spell that word-o-suck) I will give them a gold star. But the star will be made of ghosts so haunted and hard to see.
Hey guys. What's a mischevious ghost's favorite disney movie? Poke-a-haunt-us.
And heres a good old oldie i wrote a long time ago. What do you call a mild-mannered swamp monster? A marshmellow.
Is their any doubt in anyones mind that I got 3 whole hours of sleep last night? Could I have used this time spent blogging to sleep more? Perhaps. I should really take that into account in further alarm clock diplomacy.
So tonight is the first no shame. Don't worry what I just wrote is not part of a monologue, not a vocal or written one for speaks anyway. It is just the monologue my brain is having with itself in the corners of googshy gray snakes smushed up together butt to butt that make up my brain-waves. I'm pretty sleepy and have to go join a gym and then work out in it later today. It will be a good thing to do but in this sleepy yawny state I am currently in physical activity sounds like the worst kind of dog. even if it works towards enhancing physical prowessessness. We could perhaps say that Mirri woke up as a ghost! and is going to class today as ghost-Mirri! I am so into ghosts right now that everyone knows it cause when I am inside them you can see right through them to me because they are dead and invisible or at least translucent. Pretty soon a ghost is going to come and punish me for all these cracks I've been making at ghostly expense. I'll wake up and HEY! HEY MIRRI! There'll be a ghost standing in front of me with like a medium next to them carrying a gun, cause the ghost can't do it, or something.
Hey guys. What does a ghost do on the weekands? He ghost to the mall.
Hey guys. What drink do ghost drink at bars? Ghost-Beer.
If someone can come up with a ghostly pun for polterguist (who can ever spell that word-o-suck) I will give them a gold star. But the star will be made of ghosts so haunted and hard to see.
Hey guys. What's a mischevious ghost's favorite disney movie? Poke-a-haunt-us.
And heres a good old oldie i wrote a long time ago. What do you call a mild-mannered swamp monster? A marshmellow.
Is their any doubt in anyones mind that I got 3 whole hours of sleep last night? Could I have used this time spent blogging to sleep more? Perhaps. I should really take that into account in further alarm clock diplomacy.