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[This wasn't the strangest situation that Death the Kid had been in, and not even the strangest one he'd been in recently, but his last memory was flying over the Pacific Ocean, heading for Lost Island. This isn't Lost Island.

After a few moments of fiddling with the device the video clicks on to show a boy in his early teens with pale skin,

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[gunsights]

Good luck finding anyone to talk to then.

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[hatetodismiss]

What do you know?

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[gunsights]

Woah, Stripes, that's kind of a rude way to start a conversation, wouldn't you say?

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[hatetodismiss]

S-Stripes?

[After everything that's happened he thought he was a little more immune to it. But apparently that's not the case.]

I know they're hideous! You don't have to focus on them.

[Congratulations, you've gotten him wailing in distress already.]

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[gunsights]

[What the hell is with this reaction? It is so... nonsensical.

And hilarious.]

How can I not, man? They are not exactly easy to miss.

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[hatetodismiss]

I know they're obvious and hideous and the first thing anyone ever notices. They're disgusting half stripes and everyone can't help but see them.

[At some point in this rant he drops the device and it lands lens-down on the ground.]

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[gunsights]

I know this must be hard for you, but have you considered baldness?

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[hatetodismiss]

[Do you hear these sniffles and sobs? Do you hear them?]

I should. Just shave off all my hair. I don't deserve it.

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[gunsights]

[The tears and cries of children are Xigbar's favourite background noise.]

It is a heavy burden to bear, yeah.

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[hatetodismiss]

[Just. Sniffles.]

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[gunsights]

Stripes, you've touched me heart. Let me help you out. I've got a pair of scissors right here.

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[hatetodismiss]

I'm not letting you cut my hair!

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[gunsights]

That's the spirit, kiddo. Rebel against all of fashion's norms.

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[Ugh. No more replies from here.]