Brian was here.
I was waiting for the bus, and saw that someone had written "FUCKING SPOOKS" on the bus stop, in big permanent black letters. I might be ripping someone off here, but why do all grafftic messages have to be so fucking ignorant slash crazy? "Spooks" can mean several things. The man who wrote that could (A: Be yet another dumb ass racist who felt the uncontrollable need to share his poisonous thoughts, oddly enough, using far out-dated racial slurs. (B: He could be under the impression that secret government agents were out to get him, and thereby thumbs his nose at their attempts(while also warning the other bus stop patrons that Big Brother was on to him ). Or (C. He is unreasonably frightened by ghosts. Personally, I don't find any of these prospects very enjoyable to imagine. Because I'm a man of action, I took it upon myself to DO something about it. I know you all sit back and wonder how you can possibly change the world, well don't worry. Just sit back and drink your lattes. I've got this one. I took out my key chain, and using the powers bestowed upon me by the Jesus himself, scratched part of it out. Leaving instead: "FUCKING SPOCK". Now, instead of pretending he was someone important with something shocking to say, he was just a guy who didn't like Leonard Nimoy. I took the power out of his message. In essence, I cut his balls off. Now, he was just some retard complaining about a Tv show that was cancelled forty years ago. Oddly enough I left "FUCKING" in there. Why? To quote Holden Caulfield, "If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible."