Why does HE get to be Spider-man?! I should be Spider-man!
A kid in a Spider-man t-shirt ran around the bus stop pretending to shoot his imaginary web shooters. He was making the sounds and seemed very enthusiastic about shooting mail boxes and trees, and I thought it was very cute. Until he shot one straight at my head as he walked past me.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!
HEY! I am NOT Doctor Octopus!
In-fact, I don't have a degree of any kind.
I'd have to be "Mr. Octopus". Hell, am I even old enough to be called "Mister"? would I just be "Brian Octopus"? Isn't it kinda odd that people still call him "Doctor" octopus? They use the respectful prefix saved for those of exemplary knowledge and learning. Instead of calling him "That fucker who threw a car into starbucks" they call him "Doctor". Nevermind he's been robbing banks for forty years, or he tried to blow up the sun with a rocket, he's a doctor. He deserves a little respect.
Y'know "The Lizard" was a doctor too. But he's not "Doctor Lizard", he's just "THE lizard". Do you think it pisses him off that no one acknowledges it? Eight years in medical school, and it's all pissed away by a skin condition. Now he's just a "the". You don't need to go to college for that. You can run out and be "The (pronoun)" right now. Hell, an education would pretty much be a deterrent. Anyways, I broke the kid's arm.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!
HEY! I am NOT Doctor Octopus!
In-fact, I don't have a degree of any kind.
I'd have to be "Mr. Octopus". Hell, am I even old enough to be called "Mister"? would I just be "Brian Octopus"? Isn't it kinda odd that people still call him "Doctor" octopus? They use the respectful prefix saved for those of exemplary knowledge and learning. Instead of calling him "That fucker who threw a car into starbucks" they call him "Doctor". Nevermind he's been robbing banks for forty years, or he tried to blow up the sun with a rocket, he's a doctor. He deserves a little respect.
Y'know "The Lizard" was a doctor too. But he's not "Doctor Lizard", he's just "THE lizard". Do you think it pisses him off that no one acknowledges it? Eight years in medical school, and it's all pissed away by a skin condition. Now he's just a "the". You don't need to go to college for that. You can run out and be "The (pronoun)" right now. Hell, an education would pretty much be a deterrent. Anyways, I broke the kid's arm.