[there's a moment of awkward silence as he tries to figure out what exactly to say. because even though he knows it's true, it's still...well stupid and impossible and auuugggh annoying. so have a frustrated "T'sk" before he finally speaks]
...Is it "normal" for people to turn into cats in this world? Got a friend who turned into one earlier, so if anyone knows how to change her back, it'd be appreciated.
[and because he doesn't know how to work filters and he doesn't really care if anyone else hears it anyway:]
..........Except you, flea. I don't wanna hear any of your bullshit so don't bother calling.
[ooc: takes place after all
this mess]