022 - Video - Even in creepytimes, everyone's gotta eat

[hatestriangles]

[The feed from Perry's journal comes through with a noise that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. There's video of him talking but it's jumpy and disjointed. He's standing outside the door to the kitchen, which is still locked up. Iroh hasn't shown. His words cut in and the video evens out after a second or two.] --nyone seen Iroh? You planning on

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GUESS WHO'S SUPER DRUNK.

[stopthat_destro]

thgey need to HuRRY UP

god

lazy wardenzs

i need EGGS\s

fuel

hanvgober food

COULD IT BE REX?

[hatestriangles]

[Just... a teeny bit of laughing.]

Jesus H-- [Little crackle of white noise.] --w much did you drink?

DING DING DING

[stopthat_destro]

idk half a bottel?/

i havnt eaten in 2 days

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Two days? What the hell have you been doing? [HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY GO FOR TWO DAYS WITHOUT EATING, REX. THAT'S JUST CRAZY.]

And half a bottle of what?

[stopthat_destro]

i was KDINSAPPED by a TOTAL ASSHOLEe [Who did offer food, but Rex stubbornly refused the whole time.]

wine. igo's old timey wine. IT MUST BE RELALLY STRONG WINE HAHA :o) [No, Rex, you just have no food in your system.]

Private

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Kidnapped? Seriously?

Private

[stopthat_destro]

yeah by will graham or duke i cant tell

fuck him i'm sick of getting skidnapped

Private

[hatestriangles]

Will Graham, really? [WEIRD. Also Duke isn't actually on the Barge, bro. Oh well, time to revert to awkwardly caring.] Yeah, fuck him. ... You need something to eat, man.

Private

[stopthat_destro]

thats why rhe wardensa need to hury with opening the kitchwns

THEYRE SO LAZY

Private - Timey wimey to whenever Loki rocks up

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Yea-- [The sound drops out completely for a few seconds.] --here now. He's got a key. Come on up and get something. Try not to pass out on the stairs or anything.

Private - I'M BORED, WANNA SPAM?

[stopthat_destro]

im perfefctly coordinated

Private - DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

[hatestriangles]

Yeah, I'm sure you are.

SPAM - ALSO LOL Iago's in clingy mode right now, so you get two for the price of one

[stopthat_destro]

[After a bit of time, Rex stumbles on in. With Iago in tow, because, well, right now he won't let Rex out of his sight. Not that Rex particularly minds-- well, right now he's too drunk to really care either way, anyway. He just makes a beeline for the fridge, sticking his head in to find... food. As one does.]

Why can't they just... just open this... all the time.

[Rex says to nobody in particular.]

SPAM - It's a good bargain! C:

[inhumandog]

[Iago followed not too far behind, mostly sober. He was just sticking around to make sure that nothing happened to Rex. Again. When Rex opened the fridge, he shrugged. He wasn't sure who he was addressing, but he'd answer anyway.]

Because they want to prevent drunken people like you eating all the food?

SPAM - IT IS! c:

[hatestriangles]

[Perry's stirring a bowl of pancake batter (thanks Dr Lecter for the lessons) when Rex and Iago come in. He nods at Iago and rolls his eyes at Rex scrounging in the fridge.]

You really can't hold your booze, can you, man?

SPAM

[stopthat_destro]

[Rex pulls out a container of orange juice and, leaving the fridge open, wanders over to a cabinet to pull a glass out.]

I can handle it juuuuuust fine. Okay? [He swings around, full glass of orange juice in his hands.] Okay? It's just-- just the whole. Empty stomach thing.