014 - [Voice] - FU Barron

Apr 19, 2011 22:27

[Perry sounds pretty stressed-out, like there's a lot on his mind. Thank you Barron and your horrible horrible brainwashing powers. He also sounds a fair bit less sarcastic than usual, like he actually wants an honest answer.]

Has anyone ever been-- I don't know, wrongly convicted here? Any inmates who weren't as bad as people said they were? Or who didn't do the shit their wardens said they did? I'm not talking they had "good reasons" for it or any of that crap. I'm talking real fucking mistakes: people who just shouldn't have ended up here in a million years. Any of you old-timers, you guys who've been here longer than me, that ever happen?

[He also wants to answer both Kay's question and Barron's post, but he sure as hell isn't going to do either of those publicly, so time to go to the warden:] Hey Arthur, you think I've learned my lesson yet? I'm not going to plan some elaborate escape attempt or plot to kill anyone or any shit like that. I just want to have the option of a fucking private conversation. So how long until I get that back?

If anyone wants to find me - or, you know, avoid me - I'll be up on the deck. Or in the gym.

my paradoxical warden, aliens ruined my life, let's do the mind-warp again, bill was my bff til i crucified him, this whole rehab thing is retarded

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