♬ Zwanzig

[hateslonglines]

Comrades! I have successfully replaced the toilet paper in two bathrooms a day in advance!

[It's apparent from his voice that he isn't happy, but he's going along with it. He clears his throat, and mutters the following under his breath in German]

Sie sind alle Narren...

[He slams the phone down.]

Comments

[thatsnotaknife]

That's all you had to do?

[hateslonglines]

I suppose I got off easy compared to some people.

[thatsnotaknife]

Fuck yeah, ya did. Ah, well, at least you won't get in any trouble, hopefully. 'less they pick ya up for something stupid.

[hateslonglines]

I truly hope that doesn't happen. After all I have taken a step of speaking in code...and Hungarian...sometimes.

[thatsnotaknife]

... Isn't that suspicious enough on it's own?

[hateslonglines]

Perhaps, but so far it has proven to be quite useful.

[thatsnotaknife]

So long as you're taking care, mate.

[hateslonglines]

I'll be alri...

Australia...when did your voice change?

[thatsnotaknife]

Yeah, g'day, Austi! Like time no see, howzitgoin'?

... Probs over a century ago?

[hateslonglines]

Alright, other than...than whatever happened to make them think we've always been stuck in Russia's house.

I was just wondering because for a while you were a woman.

[thatsnotaknife]

Not you too, Austi...

[hateslonglines]

Whoever she was, she was very convincing.

[thatsnotaknife]

Coz she was from some other weird world, like the pom sheila.

[hateslonglines]

I doubt it. She knew who I was.

[thatsnotaknife]

I am not and have never been a sheila, Austi.

[hateslonglines]

I know that and everyone else knows as well, however, that still doesn't change the fact the female you was here.