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This won an award for the best joke in
>>a competition organized in Britain and was sent in by an Indian:
>>
>>One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late
>>one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
>>As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
>>him, and asks for his autograph.
>>
>>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
>>Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."
>>
>>The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
>>Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
>>"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
>>
>>In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
>>"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
>>Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
>>sank the ship, not me."
>>
>>The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
>>same."
>>a competition organized in Britain and was sent in by an Indian:
>>
>>One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late
>>one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
>>As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
>>him, and asks for his autograph.
>>
>>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
>>Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."
>>
>>The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
>>Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
>>"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
>>
>>In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
>>"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
>>Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
>>sank the ship, not me."
>>
>>The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
>>same."