[phone]

[hatescats]

[Hey guys! It's time for episode 2 of the creepy little girl calls everyone, laughs into the phone, and then slams it down show!

Have fun with that.]

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[shoeofbaileys]

What you all doing, laughing at Old Gregg?

[hatescats]

Old Gregg!

[shoeofbaileys]

I'M OLD GREGG!!

You want something?

[hatescats]

[Silence. And then she clears her throat.]

I'M OLD GREG!

[shoeofbaileys]

No you ain't.

I'M OLD GREGG!!!

You all can't all go saying you're Old Gregg. That's Old Gregg's name.

[hatescats]

No you ain't. I'm OLD GREG!

[shoeofbaileys]

You trying to start a fight with Old Gregg? Hmm? Tryin' to get on Old Gregg's bad side?

You know what Old Gregg do to little girls what all get on his bad side?

[hatescats]

...What?

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg gonna tear out there little old tongue, so they can't all upset Old Gregg with their mouth no more, yes ma'am. Then he gonna rip off each and every little finger you got to, so you ain't using no telephone no more.

That what Old Gregg gonna do.

[hatescats]

[And she starts giggling again]

I'M OLD GREGG!!!!

[shoeofbaileys]

You ever peed in a mull's eye?

[hatescats]

Yes!

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg like you.

You wanna go all play on the playground at the school? All raise some hell?

[hatescats]

Hell?