the dwarf is crying on the inside. really.
I can't sleep too.
ANSER HAS A SMALL WEENER ANSER HAS A SMALL WEENER ANSER HAS A SMALL WEENER
Oh, God, these inkblots REPRESENT MY INNER PAIN. HOW CAN I GO ON WITHOUT POURING MY SECRET WOES INTO A COMPENDIUM ENTRY THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT? HOW?
But if I don't CONSTANTLY FUCKING WHINE ABOUT IT how will people know of my internal torture? My internal CONFLICT? My WRIST CUTTING TRAGEDIES OF THIS LIFE AND LIVES BEFORE IT? I know, I'll pretend I don't want to whinge. But then LEAVE LITTLE CLUES in my entries and comments so people ask and then I can BLATHER FOR YEARS about how in one life I was BRUTALLY MOLESTED by my father and then STRUNG TO THE TRAIN TRACKS and then narrowly escaped only to have my LEGS CUT OFF and then be RAPED BY AN AMPUTEE FETISH PEDO NAMED PANSER and then to recover only to have MY FATHER NOT BE MY REAL FATHER. And even though today I'm well fed/rested/obscenely wealthy, it still haunts me.
ANSER HAS A SMALL WEENER ANSER HAS A SMALL WEENER ANSER HAS A SMALL WEENER
Oh, God, these inkblots REPRESENT MY INNER PAIN. HOW CAN I GO ON WITHOUT POURING MY SECRET WOES INTO A COMPENDIUM ENTRY THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT? HOW?
But if I don't CONSTANTLY FUCKING WHINE ABOUT IT how will people know of my internal torture? My internal CONFLICT? My WRIST CUTTING TRAGEDIES OF THIS LIFE AND LIVES BEFORE IT? I know, I'll pretend I don't want to whinge. But then LEAVE LITTLE CLUES in my entries and comments so people ask and then I can BLATHER FOR YEARS about how in one life I was BRUTALLY MOLESTED by my father and then STRUNG TO THE TRAIN TRACKS and then narrowly escaped only to have my LEGS CUT OFF and then be RAPED BY AN AMPUTEE FETISH PEDO NAMED PANSER and then to recover only to have MY FATHER NOT BE MY REAL FATHER. And even though today I'm well fed/rested/obscenely wealthy, it still haunts me.