Shakespare dont know shit about computers!
Well this week has been eventful shall we say was away from home (at sharlenes) for monday and tuesday....was fun 2 days =)..eventful...but im not gonna say shit about it coz u all nosey bastards anyhooo today has been boring as fuck woke up at 10.50 (not by a phone call from farlene) hmmm i wonder if it was revenge for me wakin g her up last night.....fair enough. Also the dog ran at me full speed coz he thought i said biscuits , got knocked on ass , seen a fat hairy dog ass in face with a tail fuckin across my face at super speeds looked in mirror had red whip mark across right cheek went in for revenge, had a fight with dog crocodile dundee style, got my ass kicked by a dog ran from dog....ankles were bitten hit dog on head with cushion to salvage ankles....pillow was attacked , no weapons left i ran again this time to the kitchen. Kicked over water dish headed into kitchen got a biscut throw it at dog( he got tired of playing before it tho and looked at me as if i was a dick) came in on computer spoke to a few people, played 96 quite bitter beings on bass. Went on a website , william shakespare popped up screen...my comp froze and went on blue screen trhe fucker gotta get with the times and stop fuckin around with my computer , and no it wasnt porn that broke my computer and no William shakespare wasny the code word for WILLIam SHAKEspare) ( willy shake ...aka Porn)...so eventful stuff....i only told u one event..the rest u can imagine( ill give u a clue...we watched billy conolly tapes) ha..u all thought it was something else didnt ya!..emm aye..
BeeZo
BeeZo