Jan 10, 2005 14:00
I AM NOT FUCKING MORMON YOU GAGGLE OF GREASE JERKING FLEX-PASSES.
Mormons don't do drugs, have sex with random people, drink, advocate satanic ritual or blasphemy....and they have too many fucking kids. I could never be a Mormon, nor anything like it.
Thanks for support from those of you that accepted that bullshit, but next time I expect you to talk me out of it. I just started talking about how I went to the churches and talked to the people and decided to run with it.
Truth is, I did learn more about it, because I have way too much free time on my hands, though I wasnt sober through nearly all of the services, but no one noticed. I'll tell you a tale of my Mormon encounter later. on that note,
MORMONISM IS FUCKING DUMB AND IF I WERE TO CONVERT TO A RELIGION, IT WOULD BE A NATIVE AMERICAN ONE SO THAT I COULD SMOKE PEYOTE AND DRINK FIRE WATER ALL DAY LONG AND DANCE NAKED AROUND A BONFIRE.