TV show quote guessing game!

[typicrobots]

The first person will comment with a TV show quote, and the next person will reply with the name of the show in the subject line, along with a quote from another TV show in the comment itself, and so on. Feel free to start new threads if you can't get the quote!

To start:

"I'm Chuck Bass."

Comments

Gossip Girl

[lightredemption]

"FYI, if the cuddling was the best part, he didn't do it right."

Veronica Mars

[blushingblaze]

"Have you ever...pooped a balloon?"

The Office

[madeitsimple]

"Hang on, you're telling me it's worse to get hit in the nuts with a water balloon than hit in the head with a baseball?"

My Boys!

[typicrobots]

"Pain is scary."

Re: Firefly!

[madeitsimple]

"Score one for liquor and poor judgement."

Veronica Mars

[madeitsimple]

"Live every week like Shark Week"

30 Rock.

[moireach]

Also, you can tell it’s not going to have a happy ending when the main guy’s all bumpy.

Re: Buffy

[birdofparadise]

A: People got stoned for The Passion of the Christ? That's disturbing.
B: It's not as disturbing as seeing it not stoned. Religion my ass, it's a straight-up snuff film.

Weeds!

[typicrobots]

"I gotta go pray."

FNL!

[evergleam83]

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles, and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

Scrubs! Dr. Cox, you are so typical.

[typicrobots]

"I don't know what that means."

Re: HIMYM!

[birdofparadise]

I was thinking of going bigger. Really big, like freak-show big. Forty-seven triple Fs. So large that other, smaller breasts will want to orbit them.

Weeds!

[typicrobots]

- Is he gay?
- No, he's just going places.

HIMYM

[typicrobots]

- You really can't see those lines, can you?
- Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.

Re: Bones!

[birdofparadise]

A: Did you pay any attention in history class?
B: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
C: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!