Why do people find it so hard to believe that I have work to do on Sunday?
“Oh, you sure or not? Since when you are so hardworking?”
Well birds, the reason why I am hardworking is because I am fucking working now.
I will be out on my ass if I don’t put in some extra effort.
Don’t compare me with the student me.
Which is a good reason why I didn’t join them clubbing? I realize my tolerance level for superficial company is getting pretty low and socializing for the sake of socializing just ain’t me anymore.
Another good reason that I didn’t drink myself silly and instead headed home for ESPN is this
Arsenal 2 Wolves 0
I rather watch these guys jiggle their ass than some birds cavorting in a drunken haze
And I went to bed dreaming of this man bringing my team to greater heights. Bring on the fucking manures this Wednesday man!
I know I'm really good in bed because women always ask me if there's any possible way I could make it last longer.
~ Self-denial