His/story Vs Her/story: Round 19, Fight
Insatiable
I was talking to a girlfriend about a mutual friend of ours, who happened to be her ‘just’ ex. And one topic leads to another and before we knew it, we are talking about sex.
“So does (Insert ex’s name) ever tell you about his sexual fantasies?” I asked her
“I know he’s always talking this kind of shit when you guys have a bonding session down at that sleazy pub. And yeah, he’s always hinting to me about doing a threesome, him, me and another chick.” She replied
“Haha yeah most men have the same fantasy. So what’s your answer to him? Wait, don’t tell me, you asked him to go fuck himself.” I laughed
“Nay, I am all for sexual kinkiness. The problem is, if you can’t satisfy one woman, why piss off two?” She gave me a knowing look.
“Touché” I looked away with a hint of embarrassment.
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
~ Mignon McLaughlin
Inadequate
I was talking to Baby about Xmas presents.
“So what kind of presents are your friends and colleagues going to get?” I asked her in jest, thinking that the one I have for her is going to top the wow list.
“Hmmm. I heard from Rong he’s getting a pocket PC for his girl. And Xiang is getting a Gucci wallet for the girl he’s currently chasing now. My girls, well, some of them dick pressed their boyfriends to get them LV and Prada bags. My buddy just got an early present from her boyfriend, a PDA cum phone.”
I did a mental calculation and decided that any of the above she mentioned is going to cost me, easily about ¾, if not my whole month salary. Xmas… KNN
“Wow…” I looked away like a deflated balloon.
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
~ PJ O'Rourke
Incredible
Nothing like seeing Cassandra early in the morning.
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
~ Woody Allen
I was talking to a girlfriend about a mutual friend of ours, who happened to be her ‘just’ ex. And one topic leads to another and before we knew it, we are talking about sex.
“So does (Insert ex’s name) ever tell you about his sexual fantasies?” I asked her
“I know he’s always talking this kind of shit when you guys have a bonding session down at that sleazy pub. And yeah, he’s always hinting to me about doing a threesome, him, me and another chick.” She replied
“Haha yeah most men have the same fantasy. So what’s your answer to him? Wait, don’t tell me, you asked him to go fuck himself.” I laughed
“Nay, I am all for sexual kinkiness. The problem is, if you can’t satisfy one woman, why piss off two?” She gave me a knowing look.
“Touché” I looked away with a hint of embarrassment.
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
~ Mignon McLaughlin
Inadequate
I was talking to Baby about Xmas presents.
“So what kind of presents are your friends and colleagues going to get?” I asked her in jest, thinking that the one I have for her is going to top the wow list.
“Hmmm. I heard from Rong he’s getting a pocket PC for his girl. And Xiang is getting a Gucci wallet for the girl he’s currently chasing now. My girls, well, some of them dick pressed their boyfriends to get them LV and Prada bags. My buddy just got an early present from her boyfriend, a PDA cum phone.”
I did a mental calculation and decided that any of the above she mentioned is going to cost me, easily about ¾, if not my whole month salary. Xmas… KNN
“Wow…” I looked away like a deflated balloon.
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
~ PJ O'Rourke
Incredible
Nothing like seeing Cassandra early in the morning.
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
~ Woody Allen