Kait's list of Things She's No Longer Allowed To Do

Apr 22, 2007 16:56

1. I will not bait the Romans
2. I will not hit on chaplains
3. I will not touch any breasts that are not my own
4. I will not seduce two men at once, especially when one is jealous of the other
5. I will not freak dance with random women in highly observable locations
6. I will not pick up random Germans leaving the club
7. I will not tempt men in long term relationships to within an inch of their restraint
8. I will not engage Irishmen who served in the British Army/SAS in political conversations

More additions to come, I'm sure.
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