One Hell of A Morning
Title: One Hell of A Morning
Rating: G
Length: One-shot
Pairings: YooSu
Author’s Note: The idea just came into my head, so it may sound a bit random…hehe!!! But, I hope you like it! hehe!!!
Summary: Junsu gets a wrong start for the day…
APARTMENT: 6:30 am
Junsu and Yoochun were sleeping soundly, when their alarm clock rang, waking up Junsu from his sweet slumber.
“ Aish! Stupid alarm clock! “ Junsu says as he tries to reach for the alarm clock on the bedside table to shut it off.
Yoochun was still asleep. He never wakes up by the sound of the alarm clock, he has his own wake up time. The alarm clock was set solely for Junsu to be up and going for his soccer training, which was at 7:30 am.
Upon waking up Junsu stood up groggily from his bed and went straight to the bathroom for a nice hot shower.
While he was taking his shower, he was about to pick up the bottle of shampoo which was on the floor, when he saw a cockroach sitting comfortably on the floor near the shampoo bottle. Junsu had always been afraid of pests, especially cockroaches; he instantly jumped backwards to the wall, pushing himself against it, thinking as if his weight would be able to push the wall backward to distance him from the tiny little cockroach sitting on the floor across him.
Not taking his eyes off the tiny little pest, he tried calling Yoochun. He didn’t care if Yoochun saw him butt-naked, just as long as he gets that cockroach out of his sight, anything will do.
“ Chu-Chunnie-ah! “ Junsu said in a loud whisper. There was no response, Yoochun was still sleeping soundly. He turned up the volume of his voice, practically yelling.
“ CHUNNIE-AH! “
“ What !? What’s going on !? “ Yoochun jumped up from his bed, scanning the room for whoever disturbed him from his slumber.
“ Chunnie-ah! Over here in the bathroom! “
“ Su ? is that you ? What the hell’s your problem waking up me so early in the morning ? “
As Yoochun checked the clock and stormed inside the bathroom.
“ Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! You don’t want to startle him, now do you ? “ Junsu was trying to keep Yoochun quiet, worried that any sudden movement would cause the cockroach to move and start running around.
“ WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !? “ Yoochun was starting to get irritated and his voice was getting louder by the minute.
“ I said shhhhhhhhh!!! “ Junsu once again tries to silence his now angry boyfriend, as he pointed to the thing across him.
Yoochun looked in the direction where Junsu was pointing at, and saw the source of all the commotion and the source of his beauty sleep being disrupted. And he was really infuriated by what he saw.
“ A COCK….*exhales deeply* “ Yoochun was desperately trying to calm himself down.
“ Can you please kill it ? PLEASE! “
“ This is ridiculous! “ Yoochun reached for his slipper and *WHACKED* the tiny little pest, he got some tissue, picked it up, threw it in the bin and washed his hands.
“ Happy ? “ Yoochun says in a sarcastic tone.
“ Yes! Thank you! You can go back to sleep now! ” Junsu happily says as he lets out a giggle and continues to take his shower.
“ FINALLY! Sheesh! “ Yoochun jumped on his bed and positioned himself comfortably to sleep.
“ A! Chunnie-ah! “
“ WHAT NOW!? A BUG ? RAT ? SPIDER ? “ Yoochun was now really pissed. All he wanted was to get some sleep, but then Junsu kept waking him up.
“ LOVE YOU! “ Junsu says.
“ Aish! “ and with that Yoochun once again slumped himself on his bed and tried to get back some of his sleeping time.
FOOTBALL FIELD: 7:30 am
“ Yah! Here here, pass it quick! “
Eunhyuk was hurriedly running towards the goal, asking his team mates for the ball. He was focused deeply on the game, when his concentration was broken by Junsu.
“ Yah! Hyukjae, that girls hot! “ Junsu says, pointing to the direction behind Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk being the gullible person he is, fell for it. And he looked behind him, but then he saw no one there.
“ YAH! HYUKJAE! “
At the sound of his name Eunhyuk turned to the direction of his team mate who was calling him, and the moment he turned to face him *BOOM* the ball hit him straight in the face.
“ AHHHHH!!! SHIT! “ as he tries to massage his now reddened face.
“ What the hell are you doing ? Concentrate on the game will you…you asked for the ball so I gave it to you! “
“ ahahahahahahah!!! Man, you fell for that!? “ Junsu was laughing real loud at Eunhyuk’s naivety, he was even clutching his stomach from all the laughter that was coming out.
Just when Eunhyuk was about to say something to Junsu *WHOOSH* a ball went past him, he felt relieved that the ball missed him by how many inches.
“ Man, that gave me a heart attack! Phew! “
But then he noticed that Junsu’s laughter died out. Then he heard Junsu yelling.
“ YAH! WHO THE HELL KICKED THAT BALL !? “ Junsu was clutching his face, which was now also shaded red from the impact of the ball on his face. Eunhyuk couldn’t help but laugh.
“ ahahahahahaha!!! HA! Serves you right! “ as he lets out a loud laugh.
“ Aish! SHUT UP! “ Junsu felt humiliated.
“ Don’t worry, Su! That’s what we call K-A-R-M-A! “ Eunhyuk says as he once again lets out a laugh.
“ YOU’RE SO DEAD! “ as Junsu gives chase to Eunhyuk, who was still laughing his lungs out.
“ GET BACK HERE! I’M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR SORRY BUTT!...YAH! HYUKJAE!!! “ And with that their team mates just watched them try to pummel each other.
“ Man, this always happens…*sighs* Yah! You guys wanna get something to eat ? “
“ Yeah, come on, I know this place. They really serve great ramen there! “
“ Alright! Let’s go!...Coach, you coming ? “
Their coach was just staring at his two players chasing each other around the field.
“ *sighs* Can’t do anything about it! Once those two start bickering, there’s no way of stopping them! Oh well! Come on let’s go eat some ramen…woohoo!!! “
And with that the team left, along with their coach to get some food, leaving their two team mates all to themselves, chasing each other around.
AT THE APARTMENT ELEVATOR: 10:00 am
After his soccer training Junsu went straight home for a shower. He passed through the reception desk of their apartment building then went straight to the elevator. He pressed the number 7 button and patiently waited for the elevator to reach his floor.
He was inside the elevator along with one big fat male. According to Junsu’s observations he was about in his mid-30’s, he looked really untidy and didn’t care much about grooming and stuff like that.
The elevator was about to reach his floor when the power suddenly went out, causing the elevator to a stop in between the 6th and the 7th floor.
“ Aw! Come on! “ Junsu says, as he reached for the emergency phone of the elevator to report the technical failure.
“ Hello ? “ the operator answered.
“ Umm….Yes, hello! I’d like to report a technical failure. The elevator stopped. “
“ Yes, sir! What floor are you in ? “
“ We’re in between the 6th and the 7th floor. “
“ Okay! Sir, our maintenance crew are on their way. “
“ Okay, Thank you! How long will this take ? “
“ It will just take about 30 minutes we are terribly sorry for the inconvenience. Good-bye. “
“ 30 minut…Hello ? Hello ?...She hung up on me…” Junsu says to himself, as he puts the phone down. He then looks at the person with him in the elevator and tells him the situation their in and that they will be stuck there for 30 minutes. He didn’t seem to care though.
Junsu sat on one corner of the elevator, and the other across him. There wasn’t any communication between them.
15 minutes had passed and Junsu was already starting to feel uncomfortable, he was dirty and covered in sweat, although he changed his shirt right after practice but then that’s just his shirt, he still felt dirty.
Junsu checked his watch, it was 10:25.
“ Haaaa! 5 minutes to go! Come on, get this damn thing fixed already! “ Junsu was trying to not think of the time, because the more he thought about the five minutes left, the more he was going to get impatient. But then a foul stench came crawling up Junsu’s nose.
“ What the hell is that smell ? “ Junsu turned to the direction of the man sitting across him.
“ Sorry! I...ummmm...couldn't help it! Hehe!!! “ the man said in an apologetic note.
“ Oh my god! Why ? Why must this happen to me !? “
Finally, after 30 minutes the elevator was up and running, just as the operator said it would. The moment that the elevator door opened on the 7th floor, Junsu went out as quickly as he could and went straight to his apartment, leaving the man inside.
BACK AT THE APARTMENT: 10:30 am
“ HAAAAAAAAA!!! Fresh air! “ Junsu says, as he inhales the fresh air from his apartment. " That was the longest five minutes ever in my entire life "
Junsu felt relived that he was out of that elevator. But then he remembered all the events that happened to him that morning.
“ AISH!...This is the worst day ever....First, a cockroach invades my privacy and if it weren’t for that tiny little pest Yoochun wouldn’t get so pissed at me early in the morning, NEXT I get karma by getting hit by a ball straight in the face at the same time humiliating myself after laughing at Hyukjae, THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT I get trapped in an elevator with a farting old man, sheesh…what more could there be ? I slip on the floor ? Get drenched by puddle water by a passing car on the road while walking ? “ Junsu was contemplating by himself, as he walks straight to his room.
The moment he opened the door to his bedroom, he saw Yoochun wrapped in a towel, fresh from the shower.
“ Hey! Su! Morning! “
Junsu was just standing there, dumbfounded.
“ Man, just look at those abs, those muscles…MAN, he’s SO HOT… “
“ Yah! Su, you alright !? “
Junsu broke away from his thoughts.
“ Huh !? What ? *ehem* ….Yeah, I’m-I’m al-alright! Hehe! “
“ You sure ? “ Yoochun was giving his boyfriend a look of concern.
“ *ehem* Yeah…yeah! I’m f-fine! “
“ Alright then! Hey, ummm…sorry about this morning…hehe!!! I was just…tired that’s all…”
“ Yeah…yeah! Don…Don’t worry about it! I-It was my fault anyway...hehe! w-waking you up so early in the morning...he-he! “ Junsu was still at a loss for words from the really stunning view right in front of him. He was staring at the well-built body in front of him, even though he’d seen it a thousand times, it just never ceases to amaze him. Yoochun was just SO Gorgeous...So Sexy!
Junsu was disrupted from his thoughts again when Yoochun called his attention.
“ Yah! Su, you busy today ? “
“ huh !? ummm…..N-no…I’m-I’m not busy! “
“ Great! Wanna hang out with me then ? We could just drive around the city, go to the beach, eat at a fancy restaurant…Just the two of us…How’s that sound ? “
“ That-that sounds…Awesome! “
“ Alright! It’s a date then…why don’t you go take a shower and get yourself ready…I’ll go out side and wait for you in the car… “ as he gives Junsu a peck on the cheek.
“ O-Okay! See ya! “
The moment that Yoochun closed the door behind him Junsu thought to himself, feeling relieved with the sudden turn of events.
“ Well, I guess…this day isn’t going to be so bad after all!!! As a matter of fact, this might be the best day ever!....Wait a minute, scratch that…This IS the best day ever! “
And with that said, Junsu gets himself all set and ready to go for his date with Yoochun. Forgetting everything that happened to him that morning.