(Voice Post) 5

[hat_and_dagger]

Well ain't dis peachy.

Whoever came up with dis whole thing should be shot. In da stomach. And left to bleed out.

How long is it gonna last anyway?

Comments

[hat_and_dagger]

Oh, 'cause it's like an alliance or somethin'? I hope he or she isn't annoyin' ya too much.

Whoa, that's so cool! XD

[hat_and_dagger]

What's wrong with Russia? He seemed really nice.

I guess he's not so bad. But he's loud and pretty annoyin' and accused me of tryin' to sleep with him.

Oh. Um, sorry. For bringin' it up.

[hat_and_dagger]

[Depressed puppy face] Yeah, he told me about dat...

Yeah. At least it wasn't somebody I already hated.

[Have a spaz attack] I'm sorry, okay? I always do dat, I really don't mean to make ya feel sad!

[hat_and_dagger]

Met him too. He seemed like kind of a bastard. [Not going to mention the whole holding him at knifepoint thing...]

Okay. [Nods nervously- this is what happens when he trusts you that much, a whole lot of overreacting.]

[Smirking slightly] Well you are, like, old as sin, right?

[hat_and_dagger]

...I'll just take ya word for it.

So technically I'm older dan you? Well if ya've been around so long it still means ya old.

[Indignant pout] I am not adorable!

[hat_and_dagger]

So it's like a different... perspective?

[He was actually flattered, but he won't show it.]...Wh-What? How does dat even-..?

[hat_and_dagger]

[Laughs] You're childish?

Dat would be confusin'. And you're just tryin' to annoy me. Ask anybody back home, I ain't any a' dat stuff.

[hat_and_dagger]

Huh. Even when ya were little ya didn't seem too childish. But life's more fun when ya can act like a kid, right?

[Looks down sadly] I didn't mean to offend you...

Not really. But dere is one stupid policeman who says I look like a girl.