And Then There Will Be Three

[hasspecialneeds]

It looks like that witch didn't win the election after all. Not that it matters, though, because even if you did win, I'm not allowed to get candy from you.

Maybe some other time.

Comments

[not_tsuncertain]

It was completely unfair and should be stricken from the records. I wouldn't have wanted the ridiculous responsibilities that came with winning, anyways.

[hasspecialneeds]

Is that the only reason you lost?

[not_tsuncertain]

Of course! I was never told I was in the running to begin with.

[hasspecialneeds]

Or maybe this is what you get for trying to bribe high-class ladies like me.

[not_tsuncertain]

Ha! It wasn't a bribe at all. It is customary for a politician to make promises to potential voters in hopes of gaining their support.

[hasspecialneeds]

How's that different from a bribe?

[not_tsuncertain]

Because it goes by the rules.

[hasspecialneeds]

I'm still not going to accept it, even if you ask nicely.

[not_tsuncertain]

It doesn't matter. A politician has a right to keep promises only if he or she wins.

[hasspecialneeds]

So there's no problem.

[not_tsuncertain]

No problem at all.