Jul 20, 2011 16:50
[ATTENTION ADSTRINGENDUM: there is now a man on your PCDs, a man with slightly floppy hair peering curiously at the screen. Said man is also wearing a light blue dress shirt rolled up to his elbows, the breast pocket seemingly ripped at the seems and hanging open, suspenders, and a rather classy bow tie, if he does say so himself.
But anyways, he's currently sitting cross-legged in what seems to be the middle of nowhere, alone save for the.... well. The piles of junk scattered around him. It's almost as if someone took a thrift store and upended it right on top of him. Or, well, not that bad maybe, but still. That's a lot of stuff appearing out of virtually nowhere.
But either way, that's a wide grin he's directing at the lens of the PCD, his voice thick with a British accent when he speaks.]
Aha! I thought it would be that button. Hello, everyone and anyone who happens to be listening! I'm th- [He stops himself halfway through that word, cheeks puffing out with a muffled sound as he realizes something. He doesn't know what time and what planet he's on, and with an entire time-skipping army out to get him, it's probably not the smartest idea right now to give away his name without at least knowing where he is first.] ... lost. I'm lost. Not supposed to be here at all. Anywhere but here, actually, and definitely not supposed to be grounded...
[He stops for a moment, inhaling deeply and tilting his head to the side, concentrating.] ... And if someone could possibly offer an explanation as to why I would be... missing certain necessary parts and... functions?
c: rip van winkle,
c: yuma,
c: mireille,
c: jack harkness,
c: unohana,
c: the doctor (10),
+exploding pockets,
c: sweet little amelia pond,
c: harry potter,
c: spike,
c: botan,
c: usagi,
+what even is going on,
+this wasn't planned at all,
+that's interesting,
c: juliet,
c: rose tyler,
c: tonks,
c: alex russo,
c: joanna beth,
c: the master,
+only one heart,
+where did the tardis go?