Fourteenth Cliche

[hasitsthorns]

W..What!? Where are...

[a very manly shriek can be heard~!]

MY BODY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY!? I HAVE PARTS MISSING AND PARTS THAT...T-T..--

YOU HORRIBLE CITY! Just wait until my Father hears about this...! I will never, ever forget this!

[huff,huff]

KLINE. I have something that is yours.

Comments

[arrogantfanfare]

DON'T TAKE OFF THAT EYEPATCH!

[hasitsthorns]

I haven't, why would I--...

...!! You have my...!?

1/2

[arrogantfanfare]

If you take off that eye patch, you'll ruin everything I stand for!

[arrogantfanfare]

Eh heh, I do...

[hasitsthorns]

Hmm.

Don't misuse my body, and I won't misuse yours.

[arrogantfanfare]

Hey! I'm the one who's having a morale conniption over whether to take a shower or not!

[hasitsthorns]

D-DON'T!

[arrogantfanfare]

Alright, alright! I wouldn't wish to ruin the purity of this magnificent body!

[hasitsthorns]

....

A-At least you're honest.

[arrogantfanfare]

Maybe you and I could go do something today~? Or maybe I can close my eyes and you can bathe me.

[hasitsthorns]

...!? I...I took a bath yesterday, s-so.

I guess I have no choice but to accompany you. To make sure I know what you're doing in my body of course.

[arrogantfanfare]

Great! It's a reverse date!

[hasitsthorns]

Reverse date? If you can call it that, I guess.

[arrogantfanfare]

Fantastic. This will be a great new experience.

[hasitsthorns]

A great new experience how?

[arrogantfanfare]

Dating myself! I always knew I was good looking but now I get to see myself from your eyes.