Scapegoat...
The way I figure since the Jews have been used as scapegoats by everyone, then I'm allowed to use one too, a scapegoat that is.
So, who do I blame for the whole mess that Steph and I are in at the moment? Well, Ryan of course. He's been the cause of so much, why not this.
*Here's my theory:
Going to Ryan's house to egg it was the start of our Juvenile Delinquent tendencies. On the way back we stole a cone and tipped over our very first port-o-potty. Thus leading us down the path to trespassing on Cape grounds and being kicked out and what not. Egging Ryan's house started a chain reaction of miscreant behavior, and with each act only making us more and more brazen it was inevitable that we eventually be caught and duly punished by the man.
Damn you! Damn you, Ryan...
Maybe we should go egg his house!
Wait...no, I think I'm missing the point or something here...
Oh well.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
So, who do I blame for the whole mess that Steph and I are in at the moment? Well, Ryan of course. He's been the cause of so much, why not this.
*Here's my theory:
Going to Ryan's house to egg it was the start of our Juvenile Delinquent tendencies. On the way back we stole a cone and tipped over our very first port-o-potty. Thus leading us down the path to trespassing on Cape grounds and being kicked out and what not. Egging Ryan's house started a chain reaction of miscreant behavior, and with each act only making us more and more brazen it was inevitable that we eventually be caught and duly punished by the man.
Damn you! Damn you, Ryan...
Maybe we should go egg his house!
Wait...no, I think I'm missing the point or something here...
Oh well.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!