May 29, 2003 09:01
me: i dont see why anyone would want to buy used shoes on ebay, imagine your foot funk mixed up with someone elses foot funk. it cant be good
guy from work: (being disgusting) I would buy em just to drink champaigne out of
me: (also being disgusting) eww, imagine drinking some foot funk flavored carbonated pepsi
guy from work: now thats what I call Pepsi Twist
me: yeah, talk about a real Code Red