o8☇Calling All Creeps

[haselectrolytes]

[Raikou was many things, few of them positive, but she could could admit her mistakes. To herself at least. Selling the baby chicks at the fair a few days ago was turning into the biggest one she'd made in a while. At first a few of the chicks had started to disappear from the little pen she was keeping them in. Then more and more of them, until

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He hasn't noticed yet.

[yellow_binesi]

The fuck are you talking about?

[haselectrolytes]

Nothin'

But I kinda sorta strongly suggest you start to get rid of the suckers now.

And then he noticed

[yellow_binesi]

Oh shit.

SHIT.

THE FUCK DID YOU GET THESE ASSHOLES FROM I BETTER GET A REFUND YOU BITCH

[things_go_boom]

Mine ran away!

[haselectrolytes]

Good!

Or is that bad? Shiiiiiiiit....

[badasscopters]

Aw, chicks.

I might keep one as a pet.

[yeah right goose that's not happening]

[haselectrolytes]

Yeah?

Yeah.

G'luck with that.

[boxingmidget]

Chicks?

Why? What's wrong?

[haselectrolytes]

Oh nothing. Just a few outta control baby chickens.

[boxingmidget]

Oh.

[He heard pecking at his door. What? He got up...opened it. And there was a chick. It then stared at him with those evil eyes and hissed.]

...

[Mac slammed the door. Back on the computer.]

Those ain't just outta control baby chicks.

[haselectrolytes]

Mighta stretched the truth a little bit.

Just a little.

[icequeen_aran]

[OH NO. FLASH BACKS.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[PACK A BAG, WE'RE TAKING ANOTHER VACATION.]

[icequeen_aran]

[BUT FALCONNNNN. I'M SO GOOD AT SHOOTING THINGS.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[BUT NOTHING

THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT AND WORK ON MY TAN]