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[hasagift]

I can't believe I've been here a week. It feels so much shorter and so much longer, at the same time. Not that that makes one bit of sense...

Guess it's time for me to find Naveen again.

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[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You know the frog?

[hasagift]

He's my husband. Or, he was.

[cowardly_hero]

Your... What? Why would you marry him? I mean, the guy is covered in mucus!

[hasagift]

It's a long story, alright?

[cowardly_hero]

I got time.

[hasagift]

Look, a spell turned Naveen into a frog. He thought I was a princess and offered to pay for my restaurant if I kissed him. Well, I didn't know he thought I was a princess, but apparently the whole princess thing was very important, because since I wasn't a princess, the kiss turned me into a frog, too. And we were still frogs when we got married, but since Naveen is a prince, that meant I was a princess, so the kiss turned us human again...

Except Naveen doesn't remember most of that happening. At least, he doesn't here...

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

[long silence]

... What?

[hasagift]

I know it sounds crazy, but that's what happened.

[cowardly_hero]

Are you sure you two haven't just been out in the sun too long?

[hasagift]

Positive.

[cowardly_hero]

Uh... Hu.

[hasagift]

Look, if I wasn't used to strange things like that, don't you think I'd be more surprised that a meerkat was talking to me?

[cowardly_hero]

I... Guess you have a point.

[hasagift]

Mmhm. So does that mean you believe me?

[cowardly_hero]

Not at all but maybe that'll change. Stranger things have happened.

[hasagift]

Well, hopefully you'll come around.

You know, I don't think I ever got your name...