Jul 22, 2011 17:56
[Jesse looks so smug. So pleased with himself that you can all probably feel his arrogance and smugness leaking out from your PCD.
Why is the more than usual arrogance, you ask? You are about to find out. As Jesse is sitting in front of his girlfriend's puppy who...stares excitedly right back. They both seem so pleased it's amazing he doesn't ask the dog for a high five. Since he and Rachel has decided to train Evita, he has taken it upon himself to prove he is superior to all in dog training as well. And now, now you're all going to see the results]
Sit -
[Evita sits, Jesse throws her a piece of bread]
Down -
[Watch as the dog listens to him, and everytime she does his grin is turning more impossible]
Roll -
[This carries on for a few more basic orders which Evita does all for the food. But then, just when it couldn't get any better Jesse whispers one word -]
Finn.
[Evita stands up, her posture is nearly one of battle and she barks loudly.
....Jesse looks. So pleased]
Good girl Evita - you got them all right. I knew you were a superior to all dog.
turning rachel's dog against finn,
me and rachel share a dog,
in which jesse is a jerk