[003] ---> Video
[Hello Adstringendum. Today you have one Jesse St. James and one Rachel Berry. They are obviously mid-date if to judge by the fact that they are sitting on a blanket by the river, surrounded by food and two glasses of juice. And if you're wondering why Jesse's PDC is on? He did on purpose.
Currently he's trying to scoot over and put some distance between him and Rachel, and he's laughing and obviously talking to her.]
Letting the entire place know you're the best girl in the world doesn't count for embarrassing it counts for spontaneous and romantic -
[But Rachel doesn't look entirely convinced, though she's laughing to herself as he scoots closer, her hair hiding part of her face from the camera.]
No -- it's completely unnecessary --
[He spends a few seconds setting the PDC on the grass, avoiding her, but not really able not to smile]
Hello ladies and gentleman of Adstringendum - I'm here to let you in on an important fact that happens to involve one Rachel Barbra Berry -
[And, suddenly, there is a shriek of 'That was recording?!' before Rachel appears on-screen to try and wrestle the device out of Jesse's hands -- before she settles for trying to push him into the river behind them instead.
You all get a muffled laugh before he'll disappear from view, however he did leave the PDC in a spot that allows you to see him actually land in the water, Rachel Berry might be a tiny thing but he wasn't prepared for that. He seemed to have forgot about the PDC altogether]
You are a cruel girl Rachel Berry - to try and drown a man announcing his love for you -
[Rachel puts her hands on her hips, looking every inch the woman in charge as she surveys the damage. But then she laughs and holds out her hands to pull Jesse out of the water.]
The water isn't deep enough for you to drown, you'll be fine --
Yes I will -
[He looks all sorts of not-badass, luckily his leather jacket is still on the blanket. He makes a move to grab her hands to help himself out only to give on strong tug and pull her in too]
And you will, too.
What are you -- !?
[And that, ladies and gentleman, is the resounding splash of Rachel Berry's pride hitting the water. Rachel is seen pushing herself up, sopping wet -- before she reaches back a hand to send a large splash of water directly towards Jesse's face.
But uou know what is on of the best things about Rachel Berry? She's petite. So he'll take this splash with dignity before picking her up easily, giving her nose a small kiss before he'll see the PDC, realize it's still recording, grin, and talk one tone stronger]
As I said - Rachel Berry is the best girl in the world, fact.
[To which Rachel swings her legs, to try and get Jesse to put her down -- but despite her efforts, she's bright pink and trying not to laugh. Embarrassed, completely, but happy? Yeah, definitely.]
Currently he's trying to scoot over and put some distance between him and Rachel, and he's laughing and obviously talking to her.]
Letting the entire place know you're the best girl in the world doesn't count for embarrassing it counts for spontaneous and romantic -
[But Rachel doesn't look entirely convinced, though she's laughing to herself as he scoots closer, her hair hiding part of her face from the camera.]
No -- it's completely unnecessary --
[He spends a few seconds setting the PDC on the grass, avoiding her, but not really able not to smile]
Hello ladies and gentleman of Adstringendum - I'm here to let you in on an important fact that happens to involve one Rachel Barbra Berry -
[And, suddenly, there is a shriek of 'That was recording?!' before Rachel appears on-screen to try and wrestle the device out of Jesse's hands -- before she settles for trying to push him into the river behind them instead.
You all get a muffled laugh before he'll disappear from view, however he did leave the PDC in a spot that allows you to see him actually land in the water, Rachel Berry might be a tiny thing but he wasn't prepared for that. He seemed to have forgot about the PDC altogether]
You are a cruel girl Rachel Berry - to try and drown a man announcing his love for you -
[Rachel puts her hands on her hips, looking every inch the woman in charge as she surveys the damage. But then she laughs and holds out her hands to pull Jesse out of the water.]
The water isn't deep enough for you to drown, you'll be fine --
Yes I will -
[He looks all sorts of not-badass, luckily his leather jacket is still on the blanket. He makes a move to grab her hands to help himself out only to give on strong tug and pull her in too]
And you will, too.
What are you -- !?
[And that, ladies and gentleman, is the resounding splash of Rachel Berry's pride hitting the water. Rachel is seen pushing herself up, sopping wet -- before she reaches back a hand to send a large splash of water directly towards Jesse's face.
But uou know what is on of the best things about Rachel Berry? She's petite. So he'll take this splash with dignity before picking her up easily, giving her nose a small kiss before he'll see the PDC, realize it's still recording, grin, and talk one tone stronger]
As I said - Rachel Berry is the best girl in the world, fact.
[To which Rachel swings her legs, to try and get Jesse to put her down -- but despite her efforts, she's bright pink and trying not to laugh. Embarrassed, completely, but happy? Yeah, definitely.]