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Character: Frau
Series: 07-GHOST
Age: Appears to be in his mid-twenties
Job: Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors Under the Age of 12 21.
Canon: 07-Ghost is a series full of military conspiracies, religious debates on faith, growing up, and baaaby dragons. All this is centered around Teito Klein, our unfortunate protagonist, who through a series of events becomes a wanted criminal and is eventually forced to escape the authorities by falling unceremoniously from the sky and onto a Bishop. Instead of doing the obvious thing in this case, which is hand him over, the Bishop instead decides to take Teito home and call him George.
Frau is the said Bishop, and he's not unlike your average Catholic Bishop: He does exorcisms for money, prayer sessions which he has to be dragged into, and the like. The only thing that's reaaally wrong about him is that he indulges in porn, flirts with the nuns, has an ego bigger than the sun, over-reacts, and engages in teasing everything about Teito; from his height to his face to his penis size...well, you get the picture. But despite how Frau acts most of the time, he's actually pretty responsible, and deep down a really nice guy who would watch your back...if he cares about you. He'd also give you a few good lessons about treasuring yourself, coupled with porn if you're special, and most of the time? They'd work.
Sample post:
WARNING: The following content may contain severe amounts of violence, graphic content, and fluffy menaces. So you might want to remove your ears like that smart little zombie over there before paying attention.
Now that's done with, let me get this straight: I love porn. I believe porn can make us shinier, happier people with a distinct lack of hormonal angst. So in case you were wondering how such a awe-inspiring and handsome guy like moi came to bless this cesspit, when a lady sends you letters enclosed with naked pictures and checks, you don't turn down even the sh*ttiest of jobs, regardless if it's something as retarded as "Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors". Get it? Anyway, someone has to be the responsible one around here.
But enough about me, though I can't blame you for wanting to hear more, let's get down to business: I'm not equipped to deal with any of those "intarwebs" stuff unless you're directing me to a few tit shots. If you little munchkins have a problem with something? Congratulations, last I heard there are these shiny tools called flags: "". USE THEM. Believe me, they work, seeing as how I'm getting all the d*mn censors for foul language, and as far as I'm concerned this stupid system can go to h*ll-- ...what, even h*ll? The heck? Wait a minute, so heck is good enough now? Ahh, forget it.
Moving on! Do not come crying "iyaaann" to me just because someone sticks "F*** this shit!" on your back or scrawls "my pen*s mightier" in your books. You've got to make a stand on your own for once! Promise them that there's a treasure trove of tentacle porn by the lake and I guarantee they won't do it again. Besides, if I have to do something about every little offensive word you come across, I expect that in due time some whiny little nark like you would insist I spread myself across the Camp's welcome sign everyday because it says Camp F*** YOU DIE! No sh*t sherlock, and when you do come whining to me you will be the first one I paste up there.
And finally, the only thing I want to be gathering here is porn. All those other children's books or comics? You can keep them, because let's be perfectly sensible here, I can't go around spouting ludicrous things like: "Kid, this girl you're reading about is saving the world? You've got to be kidding, all I see are panty shots!", especially when the boys all look like chicks. Besides, kiddie porn isn't my thing.
Since all that's clear, I think we're done here! So unless any of you brats are volunteering to find me a pile of this week's newest porn releases, you can all scatter away except for the ladies, of course, I definitely want a few of you to take me on a grand tour, especially since I hear there's an onsen around. ♥
Series: 07-GHOST
Age: Appears to be in his mid-twenties
Job: Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors Under the Age of 12 21.
Canon: 07-Ghost is a series full of military conspiracies, religious debates on faith, growing up, and baaaby dragons. All this is centered around Teito Klein, our unfortunate protagonist, who through a series of events becomes a wanted criminal and is eventually forced to escape the authorities by falling unceremoniously from the sky and onto a Bishop. Instead of doing the obvious thing in this case, which is hand him over, the Bishop instead decides to take Teito home and call him George.
Frau is the said Bishop, and he's not unlike your average Catholic Bishop: He does exorcisms for money, prayer sessions which he has to be dragged into, and the like. The only thing that's reaaally wrong about him is that he indulges in porn, flirts with the nuns, has an ego bigger than the sun, over-reacts, and engages in teasing everything about Teito; from his height to his face to his penis size...well, you get the picture. But despite how Frau acts most of the time, he's actually pretty responsible, and deep down a really nice guy who would watch your back...if he cares about you. He'd also give you a few good lessons about treasuring yourself, coupled with porn if you're special, and most of the time? They'd work.
Sample post:
WARNING: The following content may contain severe amounts of violence, graphic content, and fluffy menaces. So you might want to remove your ears like that smart little zombie over there before paying attention.
Now that's done with, let me get this straight: I love porn. I believe porn can make us shinier, happier people with a distinct lack of hormonal angst. So in case you were wondering how such a awe-inspiring and handsome guy like moi came to bless this cesspit, when a lady sends you letters enclosed with naked pictures and checks, you don't turn down even the sh*ttiest of jobs, regardless if it's something as retarded as "Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors". Get it? Anyway, someone has to be the responsible one around here.
But enough about me, though I can't blame you for wanting to hear more, let's get down to business: I'm not equipped to deal with any of those "intarwebs" stuff unless you're directing me to a few tit shots. If you little munchkins have a problem with something? Congratulations, last I heard there are these shiny tools called flags: "". USE THEM. Believe me, they work, seeing as how I'm getting all the d*mn censors for foul language, and as far as I'm concerned this stupid system can go to h*ll-- ...what, even h*ll? The heck? Wait a minute, so heck is good enough now? Ahh, forget it.
Moving on! Do not come crying "iyaaann" to me just because someone sticks "F*** this shit!" on your back or scrawls "my pen*s mightier" in your books. You've got to make a stand on your own for once! Promise them that there's a treasure trove of tentacle porn by the lake and I guarantee they won't do it again. Besides, if I have to do something about every little offensive word you come across, I expect that in due time some whiny little nark like you would insist I spread myself across the Camp's welcome sign everyday because it says Camp F*** YOU DIE! No sh*t sherlock, and when you do come whining to me you will be the first one I paste up there.
And finally, the only thing I want to be gathering here is porn. All those other children's books or comics? You can keep them, because let's be perfectly sensible here, I can't go around spouting ludicrous things like: "Kid, this girl you're reading about is saving the world? You've got to be kidding, all I see are panty shots!", especially when the boys all look like chicks. Besides, kiddie porn isn't my thing.
Since all that's clear, I think we're done here! So unless any of you brats are volunteering to find me a pile of this week's newest porn releases, you can all scatter away except for the ladies, of course, I definitely want a few of you to take me on a grand tour, especially since I hear there's an onsen around. ♥