10 - Always on the move

[has_signed_on]

[Oh cubicle! You're so wonderful, whatever you look like, with your six by eight space (though that's an unlikely truth), your smell of stale pink pink pink donuts, and your corporate swivel chair!

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.]

Hahahaha---whoaoh shit!

[Did anyone see him tumble out of the chair? He sure didn't.]

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[last_liar]

[Yuu would recognize that spinning laughter anywhere. He navigates over to the proper cubicle and eyes Izaya.]

I guess you're having fun.

[has_signed_on]

Huh, well yeah, aren't you? ...Where are you? [In some really dramatic display of touching everything on the desk, he finds a hold and stands back up. He possibly looks like he might be having fun.

Or he might have succumbed to being ridiculously dizzy. It's a hard call.]

[last_liar]

...Are you dizzy or blind? [Because he wouldn't discount either at the moment.]

[has_signed_on]

Yes. Yes I am. [Did you think Izaya moved a lot before? He's even worse now. But in between that, he's edging forward.]

Hey, you're over here right?

[last_liar]

Yes... There was a choice there you know...

[has_signed_on]

Really? I mean, I can hear you, sure. But this is different from everything else.

[Basically, you smell hella bland, Yuu. It's not very distinguishable. And Izaya continues to get closer.]

[last_liar]

[Shut up. At least he doesn't smell gross or something, come on.

When Izaya gets close enough, Yuu reaches over and touches him on the arm.]

I'm here.

[has_signed_on]

Oh, hey! [But you know what a better greeting is? And man is it a good thing that Izaya has spent a lot of time with Yuu; he knows about how tall he is out of memory. It helps when he leans in.

And licks Yuu's cheek.]

[last_liar]

[There is no icon to convey the exact expression of D8/ that is happening when that happens.]

W-what-- Why'd you do that?!

[has_signed_on]

[Excellent.]

Huh...oh, it kind of helps me see. [He runs his tongue over his own teeth.]

And I wasn't about to put your hand in my mouth.

[last_liar]

...How does it help you see?

[has_signed_on]

It's like...the taste is something I can associate into a tangible form. I'd say I've always known these recognitions.

But that would probably be a lie.

[last_liar]

....What do I taste like?

[has_signed_on]

Give me a second. [Guess what. If your answer is "Izaya licks Yuu again" you win. Your prize is that of just being licked again. Good job.]

You. Well. Apparently I liken you to the cream cheese sushi these guys from back home make.

[last_liar]

I've...never even heard of cream cheese sushi.....

[has_signed_on]

It's...pretty much an acquired taste. And you'd only be able to find it in one place.

And possibly Russia.