00 - Exit Enter

[has_signed_on]

Let's see, now what will this do? [Interested in your mansions? Nope! Izaya is messing with the communicator, tapping on it to figure it out. He continuously checks between it and his phone, trying to find a similarity.] Hmm, still no signal. But this one has a network, so how do I sign on?

[The screen suddenly goes black and Izaya makes a noise

Comments

[ voice ]

[b_loodflower]

You're pretty calm for someone that just got taken here.

[ voice ] lawl typos...

[has_signed_on]

Would you like me to try out some other take on the situation?

[ voice ] aw<3 and look we have matching poses

[b_loodflower]

...As long as you aren't so loud you're going to break our eardrums.

[ voice ] This amazes me more than it should at 2:40

[has_signed_on]

I'm not able to guarantee that I could, and really that's not much my style. Anything else?

[ voice ] its okay. it amazes me too

[b_loodflower]

I take it you're not going to be the type to start crying or anything either.

[ voice ]

[has_signed_on]

Would that disappoint you if I wasn't? First time for everything they do say.

[ voice ]

[b_loodflower]

[ sigh ]

You know what, forget it. You're already giving me a headache.

[ voice ]

[has_signed_on]

Haa, don't forget that you're the one who was suggesting I change my curiosity.

Well, then, I shall continue my exploration of this...place!

[ voice ]

[b_loodflower]

It's called "Wonderland".

[ voice ]

[has_signed_on]

Won~der~land, huh?

Meh. Anything else I should know?

[ voice ]

[b_loodflower]

Well, you can't leave. You can just choose an empty room. Everything you need can be found in the closets. If there's something you need it's out in the vendors. There's food in the kitchen and dining room. And if you die you come back.

..............I think that's all.

[ voice ]

[has_signed_on]

[Yeah...no, he maybe caught about half of that but Izaya is sure to learn quickly.]

Interesting, that. You sound like you've said it so many times it could be scripted though, hmm...~

[ voice ]

[b_loodflower]

[ a half laugh ]

After two years, yeah pretty much.

[ voice ]

[has_signed_on]

Two years? [That's probably the first thing that has him sounding put out. Congratulations.]

I really don't have that kind of time to spend...Sooo, what am I supposed to do here then?

[ voice ]

[b_loodflower]

Well, the mansion isn't going to listen to you, so better give up on that.

Uhhh......... nothing much unless it's time for events.

[ voice ]

[has_signed_on]

Event? ehh. Should I expect something of Olympic proportion or more of a festival?